Farmer 'breaks' penis

Lamp

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A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."
 

Howley

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i put 50quid the wife leaves him if his "organ" doesnt work again !
 

Cozak

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Got to hurt :eek: But what the hell is a 25year old doing with a 52year old farmer?! He must be one rich mfkin farmer.
 

evzy

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(invisibletank) said:
i put 50quid the wife leaves him if his "organ" doesnt work again !

I put £50 that it wasnt dropping a sack that broke it.... ask teh goats imo..
 

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Cozak said:
Got to hurt :eek: But what the hell is a 25year old doing with a 52year old farmer?! He must be one rich mfkin farmer.

Romanians for you meight.
 

evzy

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Maybe she is also his sister / has 2 heads / has more facial hair than him.
 

Howley

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evzy said:
Maybe she is also his sister / has 2 heads / has more facial hair than him.
she sounds easy and misterious...gif her number ;)
 

evzy

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My bad thats her old number...

Try this one - 0800-lookslikeablokebutstrangelyisnt .... its a bit long cos its foreign number and all that...
 

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