FAO: Hercules

[Eggy]

Mercal!

Mercal!

MERCAL YOU C**T

MERCAL, GET OUT HERE YOU C**NTING C**T

fs

RES ME RES ME

Where's krondon?

Beek, where are you, you hippy?

MERCAL IS HERE

RUN

STEALTH

QUICK QUICK

MERCAL MERCAL



Hercules, this is an ode to you xx

 

[Rnp]

Herculeeeeees Herculeeeeeeeeeeeees Herculeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!

 

[elbeek]

ROFL, one of the funniest moments in 18 months of playing.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

One of those 'you had to be there' moments.

 

[alithiel50]

Sounds like you're having fun...

 

[Eggy]

Picture the scene.

Myself (Lanky, level 48), Beek (48) doing our quests.

Get to diogel...

Lanky: /b anyone wanna come do mercal quest with me and my gimp?
Hercules: memememe

So, we group up, decide that we can cope with the quest between us and head off to Krondon.

At the appropriate time, Hercules turns into a Banshee warrior, pops end chant on and we leg it like homos into the dungeon. After a while we come back out, ready to pick up Mr Mercal.

Lanky: mercal
Hercules: mercal
Beeker: mercal
Hercules: mercal
Hercules: mercal
Beeker: mercal
Lanky: MERCAL
Beeker: mercal
Hercules: mercallllllll
Lanky meerrrcaallllll come ere
(repeat many times)

Lanky: we have to wait for a full guard pop, then the little cockmunch appears in the corner behind the barrel of strongbow
Beeker: kk
Hercules MERCAL
Hercules MERCAL!!!!11111111111111
<Lanky slaps Hercules>
<Hercules slaps ogre guardsman>
<Beeker bangs on his shield>

-- INSERT 20 MINUTES OF WAITING --

Lanky: ok ok let's go inside and come back out
<does so, I come back out>
Lanky: mercal
Lanky: urr wtf are you guys
Hercules: we're off to diogel with the lil fella!
Lanky: fs
<they complete quest>
<Lanky was killed by a big constipated potato head ogre>
Lanky: asdo8yasihdasdada come back and get me hoes

--INSERT 10 MINS DEAD--

Hercules: urm wheres krondon
Hercules: infact wheres beeker
Beeker: I see it
Beeker: ok, wrong turn im at Wearyall
Hercules: I CAN SEE THE SEA
Lanky: ...

--INSERT MORE TIME--

<resses Lanky>
Hercules: MERCAL
Beeker: MERCAL
Lanky: mercal etc

--INSERT 20 MINS--

Hercules: MERCAL YOU C**TING C**T
Beeker: rofl

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Heh heh...okay, that was quite funny.

Sorta reminiscent of ye olde days of DAoC.

~sigh~

 

[elbeek]

LOL eggster, good precis but u failed to mention the tears of laughter.

 

[hercules-df]

hoho

you forgot the full circle we ended up doing trying to get back from diagol it was beeks fault, i was on stick w/ end chant