family fortunes

[old.s@xon]

family fortunes - silly answers

* A famous Scotsman... 'Vinny Jones'

* A famous Scotsman... 'Jock'

* An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers...
'A horse'

* A jacket potato topping... 'Jam'

* A food that can be brown or white... 'Potatoes'

* A sign of the zodiac... 'April'

* A job a working dog does... 'Slave'

* Something with a hole in it... 'A window'

* Something people might be allergic to... 'Skiing'

* A type of large cat... 'Persian'

* A type of record... 'Floppy disc'

* Something associated with pigs... 'The police'

* A non-living object with legs... 'A plant'

* A domestic animal... 'Leopard'

* Something red... 'My cardigan'

* A kind of ache... 'Filet-o-fish'

* [To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman] A food
that can be easily eaten without chewing... 'Er,
chips?'

* Something you beat... 'An apple'

* A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race)... 'The Arabs'

* A number you have to memorise... 'Seven'

* Some famous brothers... 'Bonnie and Clyde'

* Something that floats in the bath... 'Water'

* Something in the garden that's green... 'The shed'

* Something a blind man might use... 'A sword'

* Something you wear on the beach... 'A deckchair'

* A famous cowboy... 'Buck Rogers'

* An animal you might see at a zoo... 'A dog'

* A famous bridge... 'The Bridge Over Troubled Waters'

* A part of the body beginning with the letter N...
'Knee'

* Something you put on walls... 'Roofs'

* Something you do in the bathroom... 'Decorate'

* A famous Royal... 'Mail'

* Something slippery... 'A con-man'

* A way of cooking fish... 'Cod'

* A form of transport you can walk around in... 'My
foot'

* A method of securing your home... 'Put the kettle
on'

* Something you do before going to bed... 'Sleep'

* Something a cat does... 'Goes to the toilet'

* An animal beginning with the letter B... 'Bullfrog'

* The last thing you take off before going to bed...
'Your feet'

* Something that makes you scream... 'A squirrel'

* Something you have with coffee... 'The Sunday Sport'

* A song with 'Moon' in the title... 'Blue Suede Moon'

* Something that flies that doesn't have an engine...
'A bicycle with wings'

* Something with a red light on it... 'A Dalek'

 

[old.Lizardking]

Quality.

You forgot about fillet of fishes brother:
Q: A type of ache
A: Face

They didnt win the car.
(not that Im a sad Saturday night game show viewer or anything)

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

lol!!!

 

[old.trekker]

"A way of cooking fish?"
"Cod"

A genuine answer

(oops! didn't see that one first time *ahem*)

[This message has been edited by trekker (edited 11 September 1999).]

 

[old.DaButcha]

What about the bloke who heard one of the answers... then, when asked those 5 questions, replied 'Turkey' to each of em... twerp