F*cking W00T!!!!111

[Scouse]

Remember all that trouble I was having with that wee girlie in this thread?


Well, it all went away last nite and I had, shall we say, a spiffing time!





Unfortunately, I appear to be allergic to her. My face has gone a tad red as my skin's a bit on the sensitive side you see.....

Is there no end to the torture that life throws at you?


Anyway. I thought anyone mildly interested deserved to be kept up-to-date as I had sooo much *ahem* good advice.

 

[Trem]

Hehehe if it ain't one thing its the other with you.

I take it you rogered her then?

Any backdoor action?

I need answers to these questions and more

 

[leggy]

VD can easily be transferred to the face. Use a latex barrier next time.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who's this Woot fellow?

 

[tRoG]

The girl Scouse is fucking.

 

[yaruar]

Who's this Woot fellow?

I think it's the sound a young lady makes when she's most pleased with what her fellow is doing.

 

[Jupitus]

I've heard about the trend towards teenage pregnancies but how the hell can they call their kid 'W00T!!!!111' ??? Poor lass... burdened with that AND with Scouse now

 

[Trem]

Pffft shows what you know, its more of a HNNNNGGHHHH sound.

 

[Trem]

DAMN JUP AND HIS SAME TIME POSTING SKILLS!!

 

[fatbusinessman]

Is there no end to the torture that life throws at you?

Yup - in about 70 years

 

[Trem]

I dunno, if that rash he has is what I think it is then it could all be over alot sooner.

 

[TdC]

heheh well done laddy

 

[Scouse]

All your birds are belong to me.


Rah!

 

[Wij]

The advice was simple. Attempt to make her pleasure your willy. Don't be a _friend_, be a willy-provider.

Seems to have worked too. Well done studdly

(I also wish to know if you got your brown-wings)

 

[Cyfr]

*twaks Wij hard*

Such dirty!

 

[Scouse]

(I also wish to know if you got your brown-wings)

Mmmmmm. I had a rather amusing paragraph typed out in response to the persistent queries about rectal shenanigans.

Fortunately for me I realised that I set the FH Forums as my homepage and it's not inconceiveable that she'd happen across this page.


So "none of your business" for you

 

[yaruar]

Pffft shows what you know, its more of a HNNNNGGHHHH sound.

Only if she happens to be taking a shit at the same time, although I respect eveyones right to have baser kinks than me

 

[Damini]

Mmmmmm. I had a rather amusing paragraph typed out in response to the persistent queries about rectal shenanigans.

Fortunately for me I realised that I set the FH Forums as my homepage and it's not inconceiveable that she'd happen across this page.


So "none of your business" for you

True. Beware the women. I seem to recall stumbling across a thread Kenny wrote before I joined Barrysworld going on about how he got his "bird" and his ex-bird to have dinner together without scratching eyes, and how he was a love god and so on.

Rumbled.

 

[Wij]

Mmmmmm. I had a rather amusing paragraph typed out in response to the persistent queries about rectal shenanigans.

Fortunately for me I realised that I set the FH Forums as my homepage and it's not inconceiveable that she'd happen across this page.


So "none of your business" for you

pm k ?

 

[Wij]

True. Beware the women. I seem to recall stumbling across a thread Kenny wrote before I joined Barrysworld going on about how he got his "bird" and his ex-bird to have dinner together without scratching eyes, and how he was a love god and so on.

Rumbled.

He said you lezzed up

 

[fatbusinessman]

pm k ?

QQ

 

[Wij]

QQ

 

[fatbusinessman]

 

[Scouse]

I don't even know what QQ means. But I wanna slap him too so

 

[Dweller]

Kind of supposed to be crying eyes I think. I wouldn't slap Wij for too long though, he's only going to start enjoying it.

 

[Cyradix]

Bah, just make a home movie next time... save you from all these annoying questions....

 

[Cyfr]

QQ = Cry cry

Daoc term for 'cry more newb'

 

[Lazarus]

I think it's the sound a young lady makes when she's most pleased with what her fellow is doing.

you mean youve never heard it

 

[Wazzerphuk]

QQ = Cry cry

Daoc term for 'cry more newb'

Seriously. Ban them.

Do we need any more reasons?

 

[yaruar]

you mean youve never heard it

I post on internet based forums for game players to socially electronically interact.

You think I actually get laid