Ez you can keep you guinee pigs

Roo Stercogburn

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They seem to be the same size as guinea pigs but are somewhat less endearing.

Pinky handles nightshift at in our home, keeping us safe through the night. We do shift handover in the morning and I pay him with celery as usual. He doesn't answer when I ask what he does with intruders, which is quite unnerving. There's no traces or anything, and never a sound.

Guinea Pigs are terrifying creatures*








* so long as you're a vegetable and/or completely too stupid to defend yourself from the feeblest attacks in the history of creation.
 

megadave

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rather have one of these

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uber reward when it dies too!
 

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My friend was going to get one for her birthday, they are kinda special really, but yeh, I would rather have a massive snuffler one so I can go truffle hunting.
 

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Wanted one for ages!

I'm a sucker for miniature things.
 

Ezteq

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lol omg they are soo frigging cute!!

when I saw this thread I thought it was the outcome of a custody battle for tink and errol lol. I have to say micro pigs and fainting goats would certainly be included on my farm if I ever got one. I would also get a herd of capabara :clap:
 

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They seem to be the same size as guinea pigs but are somewhat less endearing.

Pinky handles nightshift at in our home, keeping us safe through the night. We do shift handover in the morning and I pay him with celery as usual. He doesn't answer when I ask what he does with intruders, which is quite unnerving. There's no traces or anything, and never a sound.

Guinea Pigs are terrifying creatures*






* so long as you're a vegetable and/or completely too stupid to defend yourself from the feeblest attacks in the history of creation.

Feed it cabbage and sniff its butt ;)
 

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Thank you..... I was watching the clip about em on the site you posted while GF walked behind me.... And now I have to buy one :/
 

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if you bought a pig as a house pet you would have to give up bacon/sausages/pork/ham and pork scratchings



otherwise it would be wierd
 

Ezteq

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yeah I have a rule I just don't eat animals I have kept as a pet; which is why I will never ever have a pet cheeseburger tbh.





theyre so cute too :(
 

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yeah I have a rule I just don't eat animals I have kept as a pet; which is why I will never ever have a pet cheeseburger tbh.





theyre so cute too :(

I would feed em bacon and laugh!
 

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