this post
https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=200412
(thanks lamp)
has made me think, what is everyone elses best excuse for calling in sick.
One day after a heavy weekend my mate wanted to miss a day of work so he got me to hit him in the ribs with a JD bottle to wind and bruise him, he then called in sick saying he fell out of bed whilst having sex. I done it (well he is ginger)
The bruise was sweet and when he was talking to his boss he did sound in pain, cant fake that shit
https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=200412
(thanks lamp)
has made me think, what is everyone elses best excuse for calling in sick.
One day after a heavy weekend my mate wanted to miss a day of work so he got me to hit him in the ribs with a JD bottle to wind and bruise him, he then called in sick saying he fell out of bed whilst having sex. I done it (well he is ginger)
The bruise was sweet and when he was talking to his boss he did sound in pain, cant fake that shit
