Excellent work, my precious!

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Summo

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A-hah! I have acute tonsillitis! I get to sit at home feeling fine and I'm not allowed into work until Friday! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Enjoy your working week, losers! I don't even have to have them out! Just snack on some penicillin now and again.

With any luck, NeverWinter NIghts should arrive today or tomorrow as well. :p







PS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
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Trem

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Aha the jokes on you, I'm on holiday......





















......till tomorrow:(
 
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Skyler

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I've had a legal copy of NWN since friday, plus I was stabbed yesterday so that stops me working :p

Tho I did lose 200-300 quids worth of stuff, and the use of my left hand for some time :(
 
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Perplex

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Doctors are very very reluctant to remove tonsils once you reach a certain age (adulthood). A friend of mine that ends up having it 8 or 9 times a year was told by his GP that under no circumstances would he reffer him to a surgeon, due to the severe complications that can arise from a tonsilectomy at adult age.

He was quite annoyed till he did the research online, and discovered that having them removed at adult age can have some horrible and insane side effects. Like losing your sense of taste completely and forever (in something like 18% of cases)
 
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Damini

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You were stabbed? You can't just casually throw that in a conversation and then leave it. What happenned?


And Summo, tonsils are for lesser mortals. I had mine out when I was five. I was so special, I had to be sedated three times :) I still have my (rather ironic) certificate of bravery.
 
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pcg79

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Originally posted by Skyler
I've had a legal copy of NWN since friday, plus I was stabbed yesterday so that stops me working :p

Tho I did lose 200-300 quids worth of stuff, and the use of my left hand for some time :(

Ow.

Shop work aer teh deadly.
 
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Embattle

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Been off for over a month and a half now.
 
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Insane

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I get the 12th and 13th July off as Paid holidays :D

its handy working in Northern Ireland at times ;)
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Damini
And Summo, tonsils are for lesser mortals. I had mine out when I was five. I was so special, I had to be sedated three times :) I still have my (rather ironic) certificate of bravery.

Ah yes, I fondly remember my time in hospital some 30 years ago when I had this done to me, the f*cking big needle they stuck in to sedate me still gives me nightmares, nice to see medical technology has moved on :(
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Summo
A-hah! I have acute tonsillitis! I get to sit at home feeling fine and I'm not allowed into work until Friday

Oh thats sooo cool man, you'll have bags of time to watch Big Brother, do be a chum and be sure to share all your favourite moments here, like whenever someone farts or breaths or complains or shows signs of intelligence, and try to avoid obvious remarks like when the blatently stupid contestants make stupid comments so you don't waste our precious time.

*sigh*
 
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Summo

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No time to watch BB! I've got prostitutes to pick up, policeman to shoot and crowds of people to run over! Out of my way!

"Yaw look like my dawter."
"Whatsa matter? Givin' birth?"
"Ahm hawt, yer nawt!"
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Summo
No time to watch BB! I've got prostitutes to pick up, policeman to shoot and crowds of people to run over! Out of my way!

Blimey I got NWN last night and played just the Prelude, sounds like an interesting Chapter ahead.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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I do nothing all week either!

Want to come round and do my hair?
 
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Wij

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argh - i want an illness :(

i have about 90 games left half-finished. i always used to finish them all. now i just get bored and watch a dvd or play daoc :/

i'd also like a life plz !



:(
 
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throdgrain

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Skyler ! We need to know ! How did you get stabbed ?
I take it you mean in real life, not in counter-strike ? :)
 
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Sar

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I've been off since March 30th, and gonna be off until September. I win :D

PS: FS SKYLER WE WANT THE DETAILS!!!!1
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Wij
argh - i want an illness :(

i have about 90 games left half-finished. i always used to finish them all. now i just get bored and watch a dvd or play daoc :/

i'd also like a life plz !



:(

Got

Me Two

Don't care
 
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Sawtooth

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Originally posted by Damini
You were stabbed? You can't just casually throw that in a conversation and then leave it. What happenned?


And Summo, tonsils are for lesser mortals. I had mine out when I was five. I was so special, I had to be sedated three times :) I still have my (rather ironic) certificate of bravery.


I think someone stuck a knife in him.
 
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Wilier

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Ive got a fortnight off in a few weeks, and Mrs Wil is going down to her old pad in London to stay with some friends, and......................, taking the kids.:clap: OH YES, 4 days all to meh self.

I can not wait.
 
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Hashmonster

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a day has passed and still no response! Skyler u arse, speak!
 
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mank!

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Maybe he bled to death.

(sorry, feeling morbid)
 

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