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Deadmanwalking

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Its that time of year again, atm im doing my GCSEs well study leave atm.

BUT As i type this i am sitting in an ICT exam and meant to be designing a webpage. fuck that i thought.

Anyway im bored so ill descibe u the room in in (oooh u lucky bastards) to my right is fat kid called Callum he smells hes eating his 3rd chocolate bar of the day now and is also thick as 2 short Wills.

Bah fuck that here comes an invigilator tata

Edit: Im back .... i apologise to u all who read this expecting decent reading, but i am soo bored its starting to hurt.
 
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Gef

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Hold on your in an exam and you have to make a website, but your allowed to surf the internet freely?

File > Save As.. springs to mind, what does the web page have to be about?
 
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Tom

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THE PERSON ABOVE IS CHEATING!!


CHEATING!!


CHEATING!!



KICK HIM OUT OF THE EXAM!!!
 
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Deadmanwalking

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LMAO They forgot about the schools wireless network.. and i said i would use my laptop instead of the shit ones at school.

So they said ye sure but no network cards etc etc They forgot internal ones :p
 
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Deadmanwalking

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I didnt cheat at all

It had to be REALLY simple took me 30 mins out of 2 hour exam ... anyway im out fo it now :D
 
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mank!

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Even if you didn't cheat, if anyone finds out you were surfing the net whilst in an exam you really are truly fucked :)
 
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mank!

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Perhaps not, but if they ever do... you know what's going to happen :D
 
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Deadmanwalking

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They will call me a genius give me a phat job and treat me like a god? :D
 
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Tom

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so the school has a wireless network - which probably logs everything - and also stores your userid and pw that u used to connect to it.....
 
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Deadmanwalking

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Ahah a wireless network run by an ICT teacher whos had little/no training .... also the VNC present on the main server kinda works in my favour :p

Im fucked arn't i :(
 
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PR.

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Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
so the school has a wireless network - which probably logs everything - and also stores your userid and pw that u used to connect to it.....

AHAHAHAHA, You really think anyone at a school checks them?! :D

When I went into my exams we were told they would check our calculators for any help we may have used on it.

Fortunately my fantastic gfx calculator allows me to program it so when I showed it it would launch a program that would show "THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW YOU DISPLAY TEXT ONSCREEN" then simply pressing enter closed the program of course pressing 9 gave me a list of forumales that I could simply put the numbers in and have the results out. Not to mention the table plotting abilities allowing me to create the graphs in 5mins when it was taking everyone else 20mins \o/
 
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lynchet

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/old mode/


Nothing to be proud of PR, cheating !
 
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nylex23

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Mine start on Monday. M1 and M3 in the morning and A2 Physics practical in the afternoon, it's gonna be a long day :(.
 
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old.Fweddy

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I don't have any exams until Friday 13th. I have a bad feeling about that one. :(
 
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old.UKTwister

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Already had my German speakin, all the others start tuesday with ICT :(
 
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Deadmanwalking

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I most likely got an F for my French Speaking today :(

Ah well
 
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echo

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I had a fantastical General Studies paper today, truly pointless. Piece of piss, took about 30 mins :rolleyes: It was 'Society, Politics and the Economy' and was essentially something we did a few weeks ago in Philosophy, but half as long... Sheeesh, waste of time
 
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old.Fweddy

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College sent me a letter in December saying if i kept not going to General Studies they wouldn't enter me for the exams. I kept up my side of the bargain, but still they entered me! Bastards.
 
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SilverHood

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got physics AS practical tommoro morning

it has fail written all over it

I'm supposed to do a plan for an experiment... only just looked at it now

god I hate being a lazy bastard
 

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