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evil women?

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Ormorof, Mar 11, 2005.

  1. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches.
    Don't mess with them .
     
  2. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Old, but i didn't expect you to go through the joke thread :p
     
  3. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    women are clever evil bitches??? God Dammit all the Hell!! i'm defective :(

    me wanna be a clever evil biatch so bad
     
  4. Tierce_

    Tierce_ Fledgling Freddie

    Hehe, I've never heard it before.
     
  5. Jaem-

    Jaem- Can't get enough of FH

    Thats funny. :p
     
  6. Bloodhunter

    Bloodhunter Banned

    /agree
     
  7. Orenthal

    Orenthal Can't get enough of FH

    decent joke :p xD
     
  8. Garnet

    Garnet Fledgling Freddie

    You left the part out where the man snaps her neck and feeds her to teh seel!.
















































    Only kidding! :D
     

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