Evil Spider

[Lamp]

I don't know why, but I really like this

 

[crispy]

Thats one hairy muff

 

[Huntingtons]

isnt it from some childrens book?

 

[Bahumat]

isnt it from some childrens book?

Yes, but I dont think it's from "The Joy of Sex" like you first thought.

 

[Aile]

Fucking evil huntman. never move to Australia :E

(Excuse my amateur photography)

 

[Gamah]

Fucking evil huntman. never move to Australia :E

(Excuse my amateur photography)

Bad picture, no point of scale reference.

 

[Aile]

I know I know, just imagine them about the size of a male adult hand :E

 

[Rubric]

I know I know, just imagine them about the size of a male adult hand :E

Watch i'm a celebrity when its on next week or whenever it is. You'll get some point of scale they always have the scary little fuckers on there.

 

[Aile]

Watch i'm a celebrity when its on next week or whenever it is. You'll get some point of scale they always have the scary little fuckers on there.

No need I spent half a year over there recently, I've had one in the shower with me, saw some funnel webs too, and jesus fucking christ if they ain't the most evil looking animal alive then I dont know what is.

 

[Rubric]

No need I spent half a year over there recently, I've had one in the shower with me, saw some funnel webs too, and jesus fucking christ if they ain't the most evil looking animal alive then I dont know what is.

Theres a spider in my porch living in a crack that i reckon is of tropical origin. Most evil looking thing i seen.

 

[Bahumat]

Theres a spider in my porch living in a crack that i reckon is of tropical origin. Most evil looking thing i seen.

Spray him with the Rubric Meat Cannon. Will kill him in seconds!

 

[Rubric]

Spray him with the Rubric Meat Cannon. Will kill him in seconds!

Gonna need some proper hardcore pron to hit that high hes up the top

 

[Bahumat]

Gonna need some proper hardcore pron to hit that high hes up the top

Think your gonna need 2 girls 1 cup

 

[old.Tohtori]

I had a baby tarantula type(looking) spider crawl on the wall once when i was going to sleep.

Needless to say, it was attacked with many things and squished into tiny bits before flushed down the toilet.

It was from a backpack of a roomie who often went galavanting in the amazon and other tropical places, as in finland, we don't get real good spiders. Thank gods...

 

[Bahumat]

I suppose its too bloody cold hehe?

Nakemisiin

 

[Thadius]

Theres a spider in my porch living in a crack that i reckon is of tropical origin. Most evil looking thing i seen.

Pics needed of proof!

If you could get of you being savagely attacked by it too, you get extra marks!

 

[Rubric]

Pics needed of proof!

If you could get of you being savagely attacked by it too, you get extra marks!

It only comes out at night. Whenever i flick fag ash at it, it runs like a baby. i think its more of a sneak up on you when your asleep kind of a killer.

 

[leviathane]

duno why spiders are so dangerous for such small little animals. They should be made to be vege's of vegans xD

 

[Amphrax]

These are quite graphic so dont click if you cant handle graphic detail on spider bites...

Bites from a Brown Reclusive Spider

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day3.jpg

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day5.jpg

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day10.jpg

Another bite on the leg - same as above - dont look if you cant handle graphic detail on spider bites

http://www.e-bug.net/pests/brown_recluse_spider_bite.jpg

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/101606.jpg


This is the actual spider

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=6926&rendTypeId=4

http://www.oregon.gov/ODA/PLANT/images/Bigbitecycle.gif

Actual life size in scale

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/naturalresources/images/6962f02.jpg

Fecking nasty tbh

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[Rubric]

These are quite graphic so dont click if you cant handle graphic detail on spider bites...

Bites from a Brown Reclusive Spider

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day3.jpg

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day5.jpg

http://www.riskindoc.com/images/spider_bite_day10.jpg

Another bite on the leg - same as above - dont look if you cant handle graphic detail on spider bites

http://www.e-bug.net/pests/brown_recluse_spider_bite.jpg

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/101606.jpg


This is the actual spider

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=6926&rendTypeId=4

http://www.oregon.gov/ODA/PLANT/images/Bigbitecycle.gif

Actual life size in scale

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/naturalresources/images/6962f02.jpg

Fecking nasty tbh

Amphrax/Arauddry

Wiki has never heard of that spider. It must be a lie.

 

[Aile]

Sydney Funnel Webs will just kill you within an hour though :E

I caught one in a jar!

 

[Amphrax]

Wiki has never heard of that spider. It must be a lie.

I searched google

Amphrax/Arauddry

<edit>

Should be Brown Recluse Spider

NOT

Brown Reclusive spider

Sorry

 

[Aile]

Sydney funnel web, most poisonous spiiider in teh entire world.

 

[Amphrax]

Sydney funnel web, most poisonous spiiider in teh entire world.

What about the Black Widow?

I thought that was the most venomous spider in the world?

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[Aile]

What about the Black Widow?

I thought that was the most venomous spider in the world?

Amphrax/Arauddry

Nowhere near, they just have a big reputation, Redbacks are more poisonous than Black Widows actually, same family different continents.
Australia really is a bloody poisonous place to go;
Out of the 23 most poisonous snakes in the world, 20 reside in Australia

 

[Huntingtons]

i like spiders

whats the poison level on that funnel web spider?

and the recluse spider isnt taht dangerous, it doesnt kill just leaves nasty wounds

 

[Aile]

Australasian funnel-web spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Lamp]

Sydney funnel web, most poisonous spiiider in teh entire world.

I'm getting a boner looking at that handsome beast. I wanna suck its bulbous sack and take it to dinner. Come on baby ! Sit on Uncle Lamp's knee.

 

[Aile]

I'm getting a boner looking at that handsome beast. I wanna suck its bulbous sack and take it to dinner. Come on baby ! Sit on Uncle Lamp's knee.

Beastiality is a crime, Believe me I know!

 

[Huntingtons]

i wish i was a poisonous spider in man size