gunner440
Hey Daddy Altman
- Joined
- Dec 24, 2003
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. Do you know how welsh people practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. Do you know how welsh people practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.