Evil but so funny all pls read LOL

[old.mattshanes]

Evil but so funny all pls read LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

Well there was a very low player begging for money from wild a lv50 sorc,so he was getting kind of annoyed and he decided to play a trick or two.Anyway Wild had some ironwood on him and tripp and decided to give to the char who was begging which he did.Wild told him to sell them for good money so tripp and wild gave the ironwood to him so he was ecumbered to death LOL.
He told wild and tripp that hes gonna go sell them and give them some money back but then he didnt know why he couldnt move and was asking them how does he unstack the stuff.He was stuck there for ages not moving LOL but i dont know whats happened to him lately i have to ask wild

 

[legendario]

is it just me or is that not in the slightest bit funny?

 

[old.mattshanes]

It was funny if u was there seeing a beggar stuck there all night trying to work out why.

 

[Troryn]

I find it rather amusing, but I have a twisted humour, just as Radi (slaveboy(tm))

oh matts what does LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL means?

 

[legendario]

lol I was joking...i domt play the game so I have no idea what you were talkin about

 

[old.mattshanes]

I am mentally ill but i bring fun into daoc to most in the game

 

[Ozwaldo]

yes

 

[old.mattshanes]

Oz you r crazy yourself

 

[Lusse]

hehe, that is fun

I use to do the same thing back in my EQ days. Having a mule parked in EC tunnel (caster) and bound him there. Then runned away to teh bank and converted a few plats to coppers (it doesnt auto convert as in daoc) and then just gated back (in eq you can gate back to your bind spot if you are a caster) to the tunnel and waited until a begger yelled for cash. I just gaved them the coppers and they were stuck there forever either trash the cash or exchange it with someone or whatever

Trick was to give em as much as it is possible sine with a strenght buff and sow you can still move an inch or two. Alltho I think that strenght and sow (spirit of the wolf, which gives you a faster run speed) could always move you an inch if you were heavly overweighted.

 

[old.Bubble]

i once gave a lvl 2 Mage a Symbiotic leech bracer (-23 hit +9 int) on pellinor.....LOL he kept on getting oneshot for some reason

 

[leviathane]

Originally posted by old.Bubble
i once gave a lvl 2 Mage a Symbiotic leech bracer (-23 hit +9 int) on pellinor.....LOL he kept on getting oneshot for some reason

muhahaha try giving it to a lvl 1 mage even funnier

 

[SFXman]

Hmm, what if some person has such low hp's that they go on minus from some crazy level 50 +hp item? I mean I think it is possible or what is lowest possible HPs any race/class can have. Naturally what is the largests negative HP effect on an item in the entire DAoC item database.

 

[old.Kladen]

thats a good idea actually but get someone to aoe a camp of mobs and then lure him there and encumber him and let the the mobs spawn and run away

 

[Taggart]

hehe, thats a good one matt..... I used to do same thing with noobers in Ultima Online, you would give them tons of crap from ya bank and gold and they would move like a inch a hour

 

[old.Wicoa]

That was funny.....

 

[wildsorcerer]

aye was funny

well it started with sum guy at bind stone at bridge ..

his openin line was " u r cool "

b 4 i could say " gee thx " he said " give me gold "

i really have no time for ppl like this he was about lvl 5 i think so i said "sadly i have none but i can give u sum ironwood i dont need left over from a keep raid u could sell it for maybe 5-10 gp"

well i gladly gave him the 200 wood i watched him just stand there for a min and him sayin help i cant move , i told him if he carryied on walkin he would pick up speed and went on my way ;p posted in guild chat and ppl laughed thought that was end of it

20 mins or so later Tripp( fellow guild m8 ) was at bridge and spoted the same guy and the guy had made it just to the foot of the bridge !( you would think any other person would of given up and droped it )
Tripp said to him
" u r cool " "can i have sum gold "
the ppl replyed " No u cant but i can sell u sum wood for 20 gp"


ill give the man 10/10 for enterprise

and i know it wasnt v nice of me but plzzz he was askin for it
Go nOObs Go nOObs

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Wild Thing (the 30) Sorcerer
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I Don't care what's written about me so long as it isn't true

 

[old.Torden]

hehe u guys are evil