Even God has a web site now....

[Lamp]

The following site offers information about God and direction in finding him

LOL

God.com

 

[Binky the Bomb]

He lives in Wigan, on a canal boat...
The yellow pages not good enough for these people?

 

[Laddey]

He lives in Wigan, on a canal boat...
The yellow pages not good enough for these people?

Gods a pie muncher?!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

And a carpet muncher, but that was cut from the new testament.

 

[Lamp]

If God knew you'd said that, you'd wake up tomorrow with your balls on your pillow beside you with a note "I've removed your balls while you were dreaming of naked men. Hope you don't mind the inconvenience. Many apologies. God."

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Then its a good thing this thread hasn't been linked onto that website.

 

[Shagrat]

All religion is man's attempt to find God and to find inner peace. The spirit inside of man has been created in the image of God and so man has the essential requisite which allows him to know God. This is why man is able to grasp the concept of God and has the tendency to search for Him; a characteristic not to be found in animals.

Apparently religion is all about finding inner peace, and not a way of bashing johnny foreigner for being different. Buddhists have been right all along. Im off to buy a saffron robe

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, he's sitting here watching clearks II with me and sipping some scotch, and he says that site is more illogical, and just generally worse, then the devils wife when the river runs red.

 

[CorNokZ]

Well, he's sitting here watching clearks II with me and sipping some scotch, and he says that site is more illogical, and just generally worse, then the devils wife when the river runs red.

Hmm... Who would have thought The Devil itself and God would be watching movies together on a monday evening?

 

[Calaen]

I like the language selection at the top English or Vietnamese!!

 

[svartalf]

God smells funny.

 

[Ezteq]

God smells funny.

i believe your thinking of herring, its a common misunderstanding and tbh ive lost count of the times ive gone to my local fish shop to order a herring fillet and ended up with a boneless deity...

its a bit of an inconveniance but god and chips is actually quite nice.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm... Who would have thought The Devil itself and God would be watching movies together on a monday evening?

Hey!

I don't like to be called that, it's rude and very very...

Well...


It hurts!

 

[CorNokZ]

Like the flames?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Like the flames?

Oh you didn't...

Twisted sister said it best..

 

[Imgormiel]

God is a bathtub..

 

[svartalf]

God has a website? I guess the internet is the realm of non-existence...

 

[Dukat]

I got this when I tried to go there: