Eurovision

[ECA]

So this shitfest is tonight and I probably won't watch but flippin eck, Australia are in it.

you fuckin w0t m8.

 

[TdC]

 

[CorNokZ]

Denmark got eliminated in the semis(lol wat?) and I've got a paper to finish. 100% will not watch

 

[CorNokZ]

Eurovision Schlong Contest: The secret fetish porn past of Russian favourite

 

[Wij]

Not the same without Wogan but come on. Don't be so miserable. Crack open the prosecco, pick your favourites, dance along, think about men for a bit and have fuuuuuuuun!

 

[Moriath]

Never watch it. A pile of shite.

 

[Wij]

Not the same without Wogan but come on. Don't be so miserable. Crack open the prosecco, pick your favourites, dance along, think about men for a bit and have fuuuuuuuun!

Snuggle in your pink slippers, giggle with the girlies, bleed from your genitals, eat maltesers, moan about your supposed friends and have fuuuuuuun!!

 

[Job]

Wtf!!!! Most awesome Eurovision evah...forget the imf..the frickin doom merchants...the Eurovision has just saved Europe...I'm voting stay after that.

 

[ECA]

Wtf!!!! Most awesome Eurovision evah...forget the imf..the frickin doom merchants...the Eurovision has just saved Europe...I'm voting stay after that.

What happened? I just tuned in and it looks like australia have won.

 

[Raven]

Haha, suck a dick, Russia.

Disappointed we got points though.

 

[fettoken]

Russia didn't make it even though it's 1000 man callcenter-team from Kreml! Denmark didn't give any points to Sweden @CorNokZ

Glad Sweden didn't win. Each and every one of our contestants has a 10-man team from Sony Records behind them. Did enjoy Netherlands and Spain. Australia was great.

So good luck building an arena in a war-torn country.

Eurovision Schlong Contest: The secret fetish porn past of Russian favourite

"The picture was supposed to be artsy and highly domestic"..

 

[Moriath]

Yay we had hope of not being shit then the phone votes came in and we ended up thrid last. Go us

 

[Job]

Fuck the politovoting, the skit sequence was perfect and I'm telling you that will have swayed so many undecided voters on Europe, us Brits don't trust anyone till they take the piss out of themselves.

All we need now is a big muslim song contest, get them to ridicule their own clothes and religion...all will be forgotten overnight.


On the other hand though, now Eurovision has joined the EU in pisding off Russia...

 

[fettoken]

Not pissing off Russia. Pissing off Neo-Kreml! I'm coining that expression btw.

 

[Ormorof]

Half time show was excellent again from Sweden (was great last time they hosted it too)

 

[CorNokZ]

Didn't watch the show, but this popped up on my Facebook feed today. Brilliant


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgW54HBOS0

 

[BloodOmen]

The Eurovision Politics Contest.

 

[Job]

That woman is not my type, but for some reason I find her as hot as hell.

 

[CorNokZ]

Not your type? Is that because she is foreign?

 

[Gumbo]

Didn't watch the show, but this popped up on my Facebook feed today. Brilliant


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgW54HBOS0

I'd have voted for that one!

 

[old.user4556]

Shite tele.

 

[Job]

Swedes aren't foreign, anyone with sand in their shoes is foreign.

 

[Moriath]

So i go to bouremouth i become foreign lol

 

[Wij]

RIP Eurovision, 1956-2016

As I posted on FB. The sourest grapes in history...

 

[fettoken]

Imo, both Ukraine and Russia's contribution was shit. How on gods green earth did they manage to place #1 and 2? (completely with disregards to any political standpoint)

 

[Raven]

All the songs were shit, I thought that was the general point to it?