er drunk ramblings to houisemates

Mey

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So i'm quite drunk and my housemate is up doing coursework and i went out for a fag (have to smoke outside the house because of such and such) and when i came in i start rambling about life in general and my thoughts/persepectives about my own life. It got quite deep (no sexual action though! ><), my question to freddys is how do i play it in the mrorning;

a. Nowt happeened.
b. they are my rocdk and foundation of inner douibt and deiscofort
c. htey know alittl about me now but in the future i will negver tell them the single ouch of informtion about myself
or d.) claim that Tris sexual assualt me in public and tole my keyys
 

echome

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Hmm... I really don't see a reason to "play" it one way or another.
 

Shagrat

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Just go with the flow and act normal.

Only a drunken chat after all, not like you took all your clothes off and professed undying love to him,
 

old.Tohtori

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Aye what DocWolfe s...

No wait.

First have to ask if the housemate IS a girl, have you had sex?

that changes everything you know.

Because no matter how much sh*t they give you, you can always tell those women, while closing your eyes: "mmm, i'm picturing you naked now."
 

Cemeterygates

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If female i reckon you should try the "yea,now ya know a bit about me you should show me ya puppies.....fair's fair right?"
 

Sparx

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shag her/him in their sleep

Then you are even, they know something personal about you, you've done something personal to them
 

Bahumat

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shag her/him in their sleep

Then you are even, they know something personal about you, you've done something personal to them

*makes mental note to never anger Sparx*
 

Mey

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Dry mouth... ugh :( *dies in bed again*
 

Tilda

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You dont need to play it anyway at all, you were drunk :)
I asked my housemate if I could fall in love with her when I was drunk, whoops!
 

Mikah75

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don't say anything theres no need, you were drunk and everyone does it:p if they bring it up just talk about it, but dont tip toe around all day
i always have drunken conversations with people and always pass out soon as im seated which is usualy on their bed, always waking up next to someone wondering what happened
 

Cemeterygates

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don't say anything theres no need, you were drunk and everyone does it:p if they bring it up just talk about it, but dont tip toe around all day
i always have drunken conversations with people and always pass out soon as im seated which is usualy on their bed, always waking up next to someone wondering what happened

That an excuse for sleepin with rotters eh? will have to try that one :drink:
 

Mikah75

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i dont need one, i dont do it, my high standards dont diminish when im drunk:p usually just friends or friends of friends, clothes always still on in the morning:p
 

Mikah75

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i think the problem there is my standards are so ridiculously high, beer goggles only bring that down slightly so they're still pretty good in my eyes, but to others still up there lol
 

leviathane

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i had that problem then i decided to fck it one evening and go for a munter. Haven't been able to rebuild the anti-munt wall again. :(
 

Mikah75

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i had that problem then i decided to fck it one evening and go for a munter. Haven't been able to rebuild the anti-munt wall again. :(

i did that once, after downing straight vodka all night and doing shots to get drunk quicker so i could go pull as all my mates had in the fucking entry queue, and it was the worst thing ive ever done in my life:p so that wall is staying there
 

Mikah75

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depends what you look like:p could prob just say "get in the van" if they're fairly monstrous providing you are handsome
 

Huntingtons

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depends what you look like:p could prob just say "get in the van" if they're fairly monstrous providing you are handsome
actully, the ugly ones can be way too shy and inexperienced to go home with ya, so you have to work hard!
 

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