Entertain me

[Perplex]

FFS. Someone entertain me please.

I'm at work covering a shift on short notice
I'm hungry, but I can't be arsed to go make a sandwich
I'm tired, but I can't be arsed to go make a coffee
I'm on a shit fast connection (OC1 I think, 51Mbps) but all ports other than 21/20 and 80 appear to be blocked. No IRC, no streaming pron, nada

aargh...i wonder if I can get away with having a wank under my desk...hmmm. Everyone else seems occupied.

Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

 

[xenon2000]

And excatly how would you like to be entertained?

 

[Perplex]

dunno...hmmm

post some pron :O)

 

[Perplex]

wow, just noticed...you're on a serious post spree...


S P A M M E R !

 

[old.frankie]

u still there ?

go read some stories or somming

 

[Testin da Cable]

how are you holding up?

/me 's glad he doesn't have to do that stuff any more



-tdc

 

[old.TUG]

What's a 'job'?

 

[Testin da Cable]

that's when you go somewhere. sit down at a thing called 'desk'. someone called 'mate' or 'luv' brings you a cup of coffee and then you surf the internet until you get to go back home again.

 

[old.Davehart]

Entertain you ?

check it out:

http://www.davidhartley.co.uk


</easypimp>

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Perplex
wow, just noticed...you're on a serious post spree...


S P A M M E R !

ssshhh.....!

 

[xenon2000]

I'm just aiming to get me post count past 300 for the new year...

 

[Perplex]

awwww...fanks peeps

 

[xenon2000]

no probs,

10 more to go......

 

[old.Davehart]

hmmm

 

[bodhi]

Perp, try Anus Strumming. I've heard its the new black.

 

[old.Davehart]

AH HA!

 

[Testin da Cable]

hmmm thought as much