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Resident Freddy
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Read and laugh, you can thank me later! *This should be worth rep points*;P
http://www.learnenglish.de/Level1/Extras/MoreMistakes.htm
My favourites:
In a Belgrade hotel lift: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
On the faucet in a Finnish toilet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
Sign in a Tel Aviv Hotel "IF YOU WISH BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND OUR WAITRESS WILL ARRIVE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO BRING UP YOUR FOOD."
http://www.learnenglish.de/Level1/Extras/MoreMistakes.htm
My favourites:
In a Belgrade hotel lift: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
On the faucet in a Finnish toilet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
Sign in a Tel Aviv Hotel "IF YOU WISH BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND OUR WAITRESS WILL ARRIVE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO BRING UP YOUR FOOD."