End of the World....

[Embattle]

....Cheryl Cole is leaving Ashley Cole, don't worry guys once I kill myself I'll leave the knife out so you can all follow me

 

[Tom]

Sham marriage anyway. Everyone knows where Cole really likes to drop his anchor, he should just man up and admit it. Its not like it's a big deal anyway.

 

[Chilly]

er. why is it hte end of the world? Surely its the beginning, since she is now SINGLE

 

[Raven]

Everyone knows he is into his mobile phones, I heard he and Sol Campbell had a little mobile phone fan club.

 

[DaGaffer]

*can't believe I'm talking about this* Don't believe the PR, she's been playing "hide the strange salami" at least as much as he has (allegedly).

 

[Calaen]

Hopefully so, after the skanks he's been banging.

She's a top Bird!!!

 

[Wij]

I can neither confirm nor deny rumours that Cheryl Cole noshed me off and demanded that I kick her back doors in repeatedly.

















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I can definately confirm that Ashley bummed me black and blue though

 

[old.user4556]

I don't think Cheryl Cole is anything special at all.

Also, I have to say (rhetorically) - who gives 2p towards a fuck?

 

[DaGaffer]

I don't think Cheryl Cole is anything special at all.

Also, I have to say (rhetorically) - who gives 2p towards a fuck?

Nah, she is fit, I know its in the eye of the beholder, but you'd have to have pretty fucking wonky eyes to say she's not a fine lookin' woman.

As a person on the other hand...

...I'm going to be controversial here and express some (tiny, teeny) sympathy for cashley. Any woman who gets married and then basically moves her mother in to the marital home straightaway is trouble.

 

[Bugz]

She's nothing special.

Far too skinny for my liking & I don't like her voice.

Lovely eyes though.

 

[old.user4556]

Nah, she is fit, I know its in the eye of the beholder, but you'd have to have pretty fucking wonky eyes to say she's not a fine lookin' woman.

As a person on the other hand...

...I'm going to be controversial here and express some (tiny, teeny) sympathy for cashley. Any woman who gets married and then basically moves her mother in to the marital home straightaway is trouble.

On the first point, I don't deny she's easy on the eyes, but she doesn't make me giddy like a 16 year old quite in the same way Zooey Deschanel does:

I think it must be the blue eyes, because I also find Katy Perry just as attractive (they both look very alike).

On the second point Gaff - I agree. Also, whilst it doesn't excuse Ashley's behaviour, who's to say she's not the biggest pain in the ass to live with who doesn't give him any in the bedroom? Lack of action is probably very high up (if not the top) the list of reasons men dine out.

 

[Edmond]

Katy Perry blows my mind

 

[Shagrat]

thats the only bit of you she's gonna blow as well.......

 

[Edmond]

thats the only bit of you she's gonna blow as well.......

Sadly, your quite right

 

[old.user4556]

who doesn't give him any in the bedroom? Lack of action is probably very high up (if not the top) the list of reasons men dine out.

Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts comforts divorcing Cheryl Cole late into the night | Mail Online

They claim he told how his sex life with Cheryl 'dwindled to virtually nothing' after Joan Callaghan came to live in their £6million mansion.

Told you.

 

[Wij]

Lez-up ?