Embarrassing "Rash"

[Killswitch]

God...

Woke up yesterday with a circular rash on my forearm. Very bright red, about an inch around, not itchy or raised. Doesn't go white under a glass. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of.

Spend the morning worrying about it, call NHS Direct and they ask questions related to Meningitis and Septicemia and stuff, which I think is pretty unlikely, but doesn't make me feel any better.

Go to see a pharmacist at lunchtime, he tells me he has no idea what it is and that if it's not cleared up by the morning, go to my GP or to A&E.

Tell my girlfriend, who reminds me that I dropped a case of Pepsi on my arm the night before and that it's a bruise...which it is.

I'm a fucking idiot

 

[pez]

Either that or AIDs

 

[Overdriven]

I agree with Pez. It's aids. Not Pepsi.

 

[Killswitch]

I agree with Pez. It's aids. Not Pepsi.

Dammit Cornokz!!!!

 

[Bahumat]

God...

Woke up yesterday with a circular rash on my forearm. Very bright red, about an inch around, not itchy or raised. Doesn't go white under a glass. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of.

Spend the morning worrying about it, call NHS Direct and they ask questions related to Meningitis and Septicemia and stuff, which I think is pretty unlikely, but doesn't make me feel any better.

Go to see a pharmacist at lunchtime, he tells me he has no idea what it is and that if it's not cleared up by the morning, go to my GP or to A&E.

Tell my girlfriend, who reminds me that I dropped a case of Pepsi on my arm the night before and that it's a bruise...which it is.

I'm a fucking idiot

 

[Killswitch]

That is a properly fucked-up picture. I'm sure I'm fine though, there was a guy in the local public toilets passing round this AIDS vaccine syringe...

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Ezteq]

lol my friend did something similarly silly years ago, he walked into a lamp post while pissed and the next day his brother said 'oh btw how's your eye' and he touched it and was like 'meh it's fine now' we pointed out twas the other one...which he promptly touched and gave a sharp hiss and cursed a fair bit lol.

 

[Golena]

Pepsi gives you aids?

Why did Coke not use this as an advertising campaign!

 

[Ch3tan]

Pepsi. Aids Generation.

 

[Overdriven]

If you look really carefully, AIDs can actually be found in P(AIDs)epsi.