Emails at work, cybering

[Kalidur]

Just got this emailed at work, kinda fits here

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

 

[Dillinja]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahah

 

[Spiffontherun]

Clicky

 

[Raven]

fantastic

 

[ST^]

absolutely ancient :|

 

[waok`whips]

I've tried that with a few randoms I've met on fp, and they kinda /ignore after the second line. Also, the spelling etc is perfect, fullstops at the end of every senstance ? Not your usual convo. ;p

 

[kirennia]

I've tried that with a few randoms I've met on fp, and they kinda /ignore after the second line. Also, the spelling etc is perfect, fullstops at the end of every senstance ? Not your usual convo. ;p

Indeed, interesting how they both use perfect punctuation and both use only the same kind of typing shorthands

In fact, the original one which included the same 2 names of people was different to that one which makes me wonder even more

 

[Carrera]

Who cares if its fake or not, still funny

 

[Huntingtons]

best by far is the Rhinocerus one

 

[Thorwyn]

while we´re at it.. this one has been posted before too, it still cracks me up

http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=486

 

[RaiztliN]

while we´re at it.. this one has been posted before too, it still cracks me up

http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=486

lmao !

 

[Leathas]

while we´re at it.. this one has been posted before too, it still cracks me up

http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=486

oh my god