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[Ezteq]

i really really want to see Bahu shitting a duck tbh that would be something worth scalding your retina for.

back to topic i just had me brekkie and it was yum yum
(pita bread with tomatoes, cellery and mayo in it Mmmm)

 

[old.Tohtori]

back to topic i just had me brekkie and it was yum yum
(pita bread with tomatoes, cellery and mayo in it Mmmm)

I really really wanted to say something to that, but this ain't an "equal" board and you're a girl and saying nasty things to girls will get you banned or warned 'cause t...ah fek it...

No wonder you're fat if you eat that sh*T for breakfast!

 

[Gamah]

I really really wanted to say something to that, but this ain't an "equal" board and you're a girl and saying nasty things to girls will get you banned or warned 'cause t...ah fek it...

No wonder you're fat if you eat that sh*T for breakfast!

Isn't she a size 10? Thats not fat you cumguzzling arse monkey.

 

[Calaen]

Just finished my hot Pork and stuffing in gravy sandwich, gonna start supping my scotch broth. God I love the Sandwich van!!!!!!!

 

[Gamah]

Just finished my hot Pork and stuffing in gravy sandwich, gonna start supping my scotch broth. God I love the Sandwich van!!!!!!!

What kind of sandwich van gives youa Hot Pork Stuffing oO

 

[old.Tohtori]

Isn't she a size 10? Thats not fat you cumguzzling arse monkey.

See? If that was Vlad, or Bugz or Jup...well not Jup...i fear Jup....who i said that to you wouldn't give two rats asses about it

 

[Gamah]

See? If that was Vlad, or Bugz or Jup...well not Jup...i fear Jup....who i said that to you wouldn't give two rats asses about it

If you said it about Vlad, I would reply..Lee Hotti is not fat you cum guzzling arse bandit. If you said it about Jup then I would await your ban

 

[Bugz]

See? If that was Vlad, or Bugz or Jup...well not Jup...i fear Jup....who i said that to you wouldn't give two rats asses about it

Hmmm lol.

 

[MaCaBr3]

I really really wanted to say something to that, but this ain't an "equal" board and you're a girl and saying nasty things to girls will get you banned or warned 'cause t...ah fek it...

No wonder you're fat if you eat that sh*T for breakfast!

I can't hardely see what's so bad about pita bread, tomatoes, celery & mayo tbh.

Bacon & eggs now that's something to fatten you up.

 

[Calaen]

What kind of sandwich van gives youa Hot Pork Stuffing oO

Could have had Beef aswell Newcastle sandwich vans are the rox.

Scoth Broth was fine, finishing up with a home made caramel shortbread breakfast is the best.

 

[Gamah]

Could have had Beef aswell Newcastle sandwich vans are the rox.

Scoth Broth was fine, finishing up with a home made caramel shortbread breakfast is the best.

Newcastle? You mean he can pack his van up and still have some wheels when he leaves?

 

[Calaen]

of course its not Liverpool

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you said it about Vlad, I would reply..Lee Hotti is not fat you cum guzzling arse bandit. If you said it about Jup then I would await your ban

See?! You wouldn't defend Bugz

 

[Bugz]

See?! You wouldn't defend Bugz

I wouldn't want him to

 

[Gamah]

See?! You wouldn't defend Bugz

Why would I?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why would I?

Well true. Who would. But anyway, my point was that the reaction that's about to come probably will be harder then a usual flame.

 

[Gamah]

Well true. Who would. But anyway, my point was that the reaction that's about to come probably will be harder then a usual flame.

Well it's because ladies are more weight sensative than your normal gent.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well it's because ladies are more weight sensative than your normal gent.

And that's bullsh*t

"We want equal rights!" "Then learn to take an insult you fat cows!"

But i know that Eq won't mind that post, she'll probably explain something about a tummy removal in quatemalea with a janitor named bob and a gardener named Equarrrrrrrdo.

 

[Calaen]

omg he called a Lady fat thats so wrong dude.

Ez lost shitloads of weight aswell.

 

[Gamah]

Toh clearly doesn't have a girlfriend

 

[Bugz]

Toh clearly doesn't have a girlfriend

I can concur.

Calling someone fat is quite rude. And it started off this anarexic craze along with the super-slim models.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toh clearly doesn't have a girlfriend

If i did or didn't is off the point

I'd call her fat is she asked if she was, but my GF's know this, day one, i shoot things straight with no apologies.

 

[Ezteq]

well i take no offence at all because i think it was a joke.... and seeing as my size 10 skirt that i brought and went W00T!! about a little while ago is now too big for me because i am teh toned mofo so instead of a weepy girly waaaah waaaaah ill just say this,


dude i been hammering my lateral thigh trainer for almost a year now and i have thighs of steel so ill just content myself with this... arnt you still on your wank a thon?


*does atheletic flexing, and stretching and cracks a walnut or two between thighs*

RAAAWR!!

*throws cellery*

 

[old.Tohtori]

And this is why Eq has always been the only honorary "Seel" around here

 

[tris-]

omg he called a Lady fat thats so wrong dude.

Ez lost shitloads of weight aswell.

unless shes a size 2 shes overweight, all women are,

LEARN TO SLIM YOU FAT BINTS

if someone asks me what i think i see no problem telling them. why did they ask for an oppinion in the first place?

i dont walk around with my flab out and then say "am i looking thinner?" and expect someone to say yeh your a toned mother fucker.

 

[Ezteq]

unless shes a size 2 shes overweight, all women are,

LEARN TO SLIM YOU FAT BINTS

if someone asks me what i think i see no problem telling them. why did they ask for an oppinion in the first place?

i dont walk around with my flab out and then say "am i looking thinner?" and expect someone to say yeh your a toned mother fucker.

they ask you so youll lie through those lovely pearly white teeth of yours and say "yes dear you look sensational, your buttocks are like a peach and would make a 14 year old philipino boy cry with envy"

i actually used to work with this guy who said he'd allow his wife to go to a size 10 but if she got any bigger he'd make her diet... tbh if i was her id get to a size 20 and then sit on his face while he was sleeping.