East Angular? That's abroad

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old.Jas

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Its offcial. Jade off Big Brother is as thick as shit. Where did they get this girl from?

Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"

Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"

Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."

Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"

Spencer: "No!"

Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"

Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."

Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."

Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."

Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."

Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"

Jade: "No..."

Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "But we've got a city in London."

Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "Of where? Kent?"

Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"

Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."

Jade: "So not Kent then?"

Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."

Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"

Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"

Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"

Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."

Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"

Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."

Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"

Spencer: "Germany..."
 
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Summo

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Heh heh heh. :D "Where's Berlin?"

I might have to watch it. :)
 
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Kippa.

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That pigface needs to be shot, Im sure shes just 'haming it up' for the cameras :p
 
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Furr

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please say she was joking , no one can honestly be that stupid in England.
 
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xane

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What is sad - this purile "reality" shite, or you lot discussing it ? It's such potty material how can you contemplate it being worthy of discussion on these fine forums ? Where is Bodhi ?
 
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*charlton_thd*

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Hmm stupidity let me think.................

Freakazoid: Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!
Guitierrez: You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
Freakazoid: I know! Dumb!

/edit
found another

A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
Another Lawn Gnome: We stole man's fire and then tried to hide it in our pockets.
A Lawn Gnome: That was painful and dumb. So we became even more cunning.

all courtesy of Freakazoid!(1995)
 
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Nighty-

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pig-girl.jpg
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by camazotz
What is sad - this purile "reality" shite, or you lot discussing it ? It's such potty material how can you contemplate it being worthy of discussion on these fine forums ? Where is Bodhi ?

Bods was on IRC earlier. :)
 
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mr.Blacky

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all I can say is: be glad you aint living in Holland they put a tranny on, oh and they only told people after she had sex.:eek:
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by camazotz
What is sad - this purile "reality" shite, or you lot discussing it ? It's such potty material how can you contemplate it being worthy of discussion on these fine forums ? Where is Bodhi ?

I'm in hiding after annoying most of the UK's cat lovers.
 
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xenon2000

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Originally posted by camazotz
What is sad - this purile "reality" shite, or you lot discussing it ? It's such potty material how can you contemplate it being worthy of discussion on these fine forums ? Where is Bodhi ?
/me watches the intellectual standard of Cama's posting go down the chute
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by Nighty
pig-girl.jpg


I find this picture very scary. In fact, I'll even go as far as to admit I find this picture extremely scary. Please refrain from posting scary shit like this ever again. On pain of death. Thank you.
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable



I find this picture very scary. In fact, I'll even go as far as to admit I find this picture extremely scary. Please refrain from posting scary shit like this ever again. On pain of death. Thank you.

Wimp.:p
 
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Munkey-

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i see nighty cant control his "urges" again
 
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Wij

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Jade is unbelievably thick. It's quite funny. Leave him alone Cam :)

MrB. A tranny ? How could you not know ? Did the person he have sex with know ? I demand answers !

Oops. I've said too much. Smethers, the Amnesia Ray...
 
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old.PCG79

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Just been watching BB Live (yes I am THAT bored)

Jade thought Birmingham had a different currency to London.

FFS her stupidity and looks annoy me :eek:
 
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~YuckFou~

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Watched bblb last night, her mother was on, you can see were she gets her intellect from.
 
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Wij

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Surely the gap between most of society and these people is getting so large that genetically we should no longer be able to breed with them. I certainly have no urge to so that's halfway there.
 

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