Drunk texting

[CorNokZ]

Don't do it while driving! - altho toht would disagree with me

No, jokes aside.. The American exchange student I'm seeing atm asked me last night if I was going out to which I replied that I couldn't because I had family visiting me

At 2am I got this text:

Too bad you have fam failing to text i kinda hope you didnt have fam

Is it just me or is she saying that she wished that I didn't have a family?

 

[soze]

I used to be bad at this so now when i go out on a heavy night i take a phone with no contacts bar ice and a few cab firms

I would think that reads she wishes your family was not there because if its the other way you have a bunny boiler and a problem.

 

[Garaen]

I read it as she wishes you had never been born you lowlife scumbag

 

[Lethul]

I read it as she wishes you had never been born you lowlife scumbag

this

 

[Raven]

She hates you.

 

[TdC]

yep, it's when they're drunk that the true feelings come out


*fluffles Corn*

 

[Zenith.UK]

By the addition of 2 fullstops, it makes much more sense.

Too bad you have fam. failing to text. i kinda hope you didnt have fam

I take it to mean that she wishes your family wasn't around because you've not texted her.
Utterly selfish and self-centred. A typical American.

 

[gohan]

i think she wants to be in you!


thats right SHE wants to be in YOU

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't do it while driving! - altho toht would disagree with me

Oh no, i don't think texting is bad, and drunk driving without bad results is ok too, but drunk texting while driving is a big nono!

I take it to mean that she wishes your family wasn't around because you've not texted her.
Utterly selfish and self-centred. A typical American.

I don't think it's necessarily that simple.

IF she wishes that CorNokZ had texted her while family was over, not a bad request. It's not like it takes much time.

If he wishes that he didn't have a family so he would be all hers, well, that's a given

Now, on to the world of drunk te4xting;

If that was the whole text as IS, then it's clearly a;

I wish you didn't have family over, can't really text proper now, i kinda hope you didn't have fam....

Where the last part is the repetition of the first part(as one does drunk), but it's cut short after her brain realised that she already said that. She didn't erase it as she fails to realise it's a text, not a conversation.

To all you wannabe out going peopel types;

Get a cheap phone with 'must have' numbers in it, nothing else. That is your drunk phone. Tell people you have two phones, so if you can't be reached from one, call other. Keep secondary (drunk) phone off when not in bar.

PRoblem sorted

 

[Urgluf]

pictures of said exchange student?

 

[gohan]

pictures of said exchange student?

agree without pictures i cant form an opinion, the more naked the clearer i'll think

 

[CorNokZ]

Don't have her fb, so I don't have any pics of her.. She ain't no stunner, but she has nice titties

 

[Lamp]

drunk texts
drunk posts


wow !

just wow!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Is it just me or is she saying that she wished that I didn't have a family?

Although you don't exactly go out of your way to make friends on the forums I think no, its just she wishes they weren't visiting.

Not saying I didn't chuckle at some of the previous replies though

 

[Bahumat]

Send her a picture of your balls and say "these bad boys are goind to be kissing your eyes very soon!

 

[Cerb]

haha been on both sides of that equation myself. Still currentyl seeing and american exchange student who once texted me when she was drunk telling me something aling the lines of "weird guys in this club, you need to sweep me like now, i hate italy"

which i think translated to "Some guys perveing on me in this club, wish yo were here to sweep me off my feet, also wish you wernt in italy right now"

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Oblig. texts from last night

Drunk texts are only good when it's not you typing them :<