Drunk / Laid list

[L_Plates]

Answer here if you are drunk or have just go laid .. or both if you are lucky !!


Im drunk and hoping to get laid soon ... shh she's in bed

 

[old.Munkie]

I don't drink and I am going to have a wank in the bath in a minute.


Does that count?

 

[old.Fweddy]

i'm not drunk, and i haven't just got laid, but i got the number of the girl i mentioned here and she's agreed to go out with me so i thought that was worth a reply.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I got erm, arrested.

Does that count?

Damn laws against flashing... I dunno :/

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Munkie
I don't drink and I am going to have a wank in the bath in a minute.

I really didn't need to know that uke:

 

[gremlin]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
I really didn't need to know that uke:

I know.. people who don't drink! Eurgh! uke:

 

[(Shovel)]

Im drunk and hoping to get laid soon ... shh she's in bed

And you're HERE?!?!?!

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by L_Plates
Im drunk and hoping to get laid soon

Getting laid is such an event that you have to tell us that its going to happen?

 

[(Shovel)]

/me repeats comment

 

[]SK[]

Im drunk but aint gonna get laid as shes with her mate and btw her m8s minging.

 

[Custy]

I got drunk and laid last night. Does that count?

 

[-Ultimate]

Been laid, she's off home now, now to get drunk

 

[Stazbumpa]

Not drunk, but got laid last night and there's a good chance I will again tomorrow evening.

 

[L_Plates]

oh shit did i start this thread

 

[raw.]

i was drunk when u posted this, but in no state to use a pc!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

I've just came to. Two days of partyage, tomorrow off, tonight din-dins at mummy's then AOTC. life is schweeet

 

[Perplex]

How depressing is this thread - depressing that you are so utterly sad to be a) so excited about getting laid b) drunk on here instead of getting laid

 

[]SK[]

Is that finger ?? NM.

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Perplex
How depressing is this thread - depressing that you are so utterly sad to be a) so excited about getting laid b) drunk on here instead of getting laid

to be honest m8 i cannot remember posting it or getting laid so all in all ... take it with a pinch of salt m8 .. its me being daft again

 

[xenon2000]

I'm confused...

 

[Sar]

Penis = male

Vagina = female

HTH.

 

[Cod]

Originally posted by xenon2000
I'm confused...

RTFM !