Draw attention to your natural assets....

[SilverHood]

http://www.bodyperkseurope.com

Amazing whats being sold on the net these days

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

That blonde model on the first page...

I love her.

 

[Pixie.Pebr]

Ok, they got me.

I'll buy a pair

 

[SFXman]

lol

Bodyperks - the latest craze that is sweeping America

*sigh*

 

[Sigurd]

Originally posted by Bodyperks.com
The natural look is back!

A fake nipples company comes out with that...

 

[Tenko]

Can you buy them singularly?











I just want one so I can pretend to be Scaramanga

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Tenko
Scaramanga

Please elaborate. Some guy with an extremely small penis?

 

[Brunore]

Originally posted by SFXman

Please elaborate. Some guy with an extremely small penis?

WTF!

Dont you watch James Bond films?

 

[Pixie.Pebr]

Originally posted by Brunore


WTF!

Dont you watch James Bond films?

No, he watches "xXx" and homemade skatemovies.

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Brunore
WTF!

Dont you watch James Bond films?

Of course but I do not kneel down to pay homage to the James Bond tapes in a video rental place and find the scripts for each learning every single turn of a character and every sneeze or cough they make and on what second in which movie. Anyway, it's most likely from one of the older ones which I really can't remember anymore.

 

[Brunore]

Originally posted by SFXman

Of course but I do not kneel down to pay homage to the James Bond tapes in a video rental place and find the scripts for each learning every single turn of a character and every sneeze or cough they make and on what second in which movie.

Nither do I.

But then again, I do not see the connection between fake nipples and "Some guy with an extremely small penis?"...

Maybe you need to talk to someone about that...

 

[old.Xarr]

scaramanga was some baddie in a james bond movie with 3 nipples.

 

[old.tRoG]

Only £15!

The missus has her birthday present bought

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Only £15!

The missus has her birthday present bought

Hahahaha....
Good one

 

[Sharma]

My natural asset

1) being smelly

!

 

[Fafnir]

My natural asset

1. Being cute
2. Being cuddly
3. Being naughty

 

[SFXman]

Really now Fafnir, I think your title explains the last one
As for the first two, one can always claim such things.

 

[Fafnir]

Well you will never see thoose two first, perhaps soulcatcher will.

 

[SFXman]

Hmm? What you two live in the same city or are you going to go through all that trouble.

 

[Fafnir]

I have no idea what you mean.

 

[SFXman]

I had no idea earlier either

 

[Fafnir]

Good, then thats makes two of us.