Dove girls, bullsh*t.

[Gamah]

On Topic, average.

I must have the only women in the world who doesn't really pull shit like that. Dont get me wrong, she has her annoying quality's...

 

[Heta]

Me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wife, "You said I was fat!"
Me, "What! When?
Wife, "At that party last week"
Me, "That party was three weeks ago and I never said you were fat, your not fat. Why would I say it"
Wife, "You sad I shouldn't eat all that cake"
Me, starting to get irritated, "Oh for Christ sake woman. Yes, you silly moo. Your lactose intollerant and when you eat too much cream you get spots and throw up"
Wife, "That's not what you meant!"
Me, "Oh, so your a qualified mind reader now!" Short fuse starting to weaken.
Wife, "Don't take the piss, you always got an answer for every argument"
Me, "Its a stupid argument, totally irrational"

Now at this point it usually goes one of three ways:

1. I get pissed off, swear and go down the Gym/Pub/mates house.
2. She laughs it off and opens a bottle of wine.
3. She goes off all moody and has a soak in bath for an hour. Then comes back down like nothing ever happened.

Is this normal, 12 years of marraige and I still don't get it?

You got problems...

would never stay with a person acting like that

 

[Mojo]

If women looking like that came along, they'd turns heads.

You have low standards, they look Normal as hell to me.

 

[fettoken]

His name is Chong :<

I know a guy named Chong, who is gay and use to offer me drinks....

 

[Gamah]

I know a guy named Chong, who is gay and use to offer me drinks....

Thx for the info.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who the f*ck bumped this?