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Chilly

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lol bloody hell, people actually care about that kinda thing? :D


quality.
 

Conchabar

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dear god ...... how sad can they get... they rlly need to lose there virginity
 

Sissyfoo

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These images...they can't be true!!! :-o

twiki.jpg


kenny.jpg


Taken from the 'Who would win; R2D2 or Twiki' thread...as if you needed to ask. :rolleyes: Damn dorks.
 

Archeon

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Ok, heres the basics...

Enterprise is full of pussy ass human beings who spend more time taking 'Sensativity Training' (re: How to be a pussy) than they do being instilled with the ability to kill sombody for stealing their breakfast muffin (though in the Star-Trek future nobody eats muffins as they are considered bad for you).

Star Destroyer is full of bad-ass Storm-troopers who while totally usless when it comes to actually hitting things.. look really really cool. That and they have TURBO-LASERS' which also sounds cool...


Seeing as both the Star-Trek and Star-Wars universes are imaginary i'm going to imagine the fight...


Enter Starship Enterprise...
"Captains Log... suplemental... while flying in a straight line we encountered a fluffy cloud... we've decided to take a few weeks off so we can all look at this fluffy space cloud. My first commander is painting a picutre of it using water pastels...
Enter Star Destoryer...
"Sir, look! A ship of people who arn't working in the mines!"
"What! FUCK!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!"
"Aye-Aye Sir!!"
"He said Aye-Aye, This isn't the navy bitch KILL HIM TOO!!"
"Yes Sir!"

Enterprise Dies, Star Destroyer Wins. The End.


(going by the same logic R2D2 would pwn that other robot because even though he has no arms he can kind of knock him over by ramming into him and them drive up and down his face. Using those little jets he has to jump up and down on it in much the same way a trash compacter, conpacts shit)
 

Apathy

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Archeon said:
Ok, heres the basics...

Enterprise is full of pussy

I wonder how many got as far as this and then ran off to eBay to buy 'Deep Space Nine' episodes on video.

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Archeon

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Apathy said:
I wonder how many got as far as this and then ran off to eBay to buy 'Deep Space Nine' episodes on video.

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Whats a Deep Space Nine?
 

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