Dolphins will rule the earth!

[Raven]

right i am sitting here after a night on the pop and i have come to realise Dolphins will one day rule the earth.

Ok. Humans have sex for pleasure, a craving to further our genetic line, we build, we invent, we destroy all in the name of our genes, to further our species lives, the strongest will survive. because we got pleasure out of sex we started to try and show off a bit more, making tools, providing for the women, trying to win a women if you will. Now, the only other animal to get pleasure from sex is the dolphin, when we have managed to wipe ourselves out in some war or uber virus, the dolphins will rule the earth.

hmmm

 

[Solo]

simpsons on acid?

 

[Darksword]

this thread is nothing without pictures.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

 

[Mikah75]

"goodbye And Thanks For The Fish!"

 

[Outlander]

this thread is nothing without pictures.

this thread is worth nothing. :touch:

 

[haarewin]

until they sprout legs, and develop the ability to breathe on land, they wont rule the planet. lets be rational..

 

[old.Tohtori]

"goodbye And Thanks For The Fish!"

My thoughts exactly.

You "realised" something an authorhas been quite famous of for quite a while.

 

[Hawkwind]

Now, the only other animal to get pleasure from sex is the dolphin

Incorrect, pigs also enjoy sex. One of the reasons several religions say the meat is tainted.



So long and thanks for the fish......

 

[Ezteq]

and develop the ability to breathe on land, they wont rule the planet. lets be rational..

pssst rofl you plum they are mammals (i.e they breath air... so could breath on land)





also i think chimps have sex for pleasure, theres a type of chimp relitive called the bonobo (sp?) and they are always at it, they are the ultimate believers in "make love not war" whereas chimps will gladly fight and rip off another chimps arm and beat the chimp to death with the soggy end the Bonobo would take it out to dinner and probably shag it in the cloak room.

 

[Gungo]

ohh thinking things i could get up to with a dolphins blow hole

 

[tris-]

whats the way forward, we shag animals instead?

id sure love an orgy with a dolphin and one of those monkey thingys.

 

[Hawkwind]

ohh thinking things i could get up to with a dolphins blow hole

A guy was arrested off the coast of Wales a few years back for interferring with a Dolphin. When swimming with the males they quit often get their schlongs out giving handlers something to hold on to.

Personally I have never seen this, honest. Only dolphin encounters I have had was the buggers tipping me off my Surfboard whilst surfing in Cornwall.

 

[Mikah75]

until they sprout legs, and develop the ability to breathe on land, they wont rule the planet. lets be rational..

thought dolphins needed to jump up and get air no?
i remember drowning on Echo the Dolphin on Sega!

 

[Lamp]

blow hole


hmm....

 

[evzy]

Dolphins have got no hope of running teh world - any Dolphin comes stepping* up to me threating to whup me - I will just Tuna Net his ass...




*maybe that should be flopping around on the floor going "eeeeee" "eeeeee"
At which point I prbably wouldnt bother with the net, I would just put the boot in!

 

[Haggus]

I saw a bloke shaggin a swan on the way home from Milton Keynes yesturday :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

theres a type of chimp relitive called the bonobo (sp?) and they are always at it, they are the ultimate believers in "make love not war"

Think you mean Bono.

 

[kirennia]

Incorrect, pigs also enjoy sex. One of the reasons several religions say the meat is tainted.

Did you know a pigs orgasm can last upto 30 minutes?

 

[Hawkwind]

Did you know a pigs orgasm can last upto 30 minutes?

Friends own a pig farm in Hampshire so know of pointless facts about them I was quite envious of the males as they had a hareem of about 30 Sows to shag. One for each day of the month. No wonder they have balls the size of a kids football!:worthy:

 

[evzy]

Did you know a pigs orgasm can last upto 30 minutes?

Is that the Farmyard or Local Pub variety?

 

[Himse]

ohh thinking things i could get up to with a dolphins blow hole

you and bunj are just as bad as eachother

 

[Ezteq]

Think you mean Bono.

rofl no he's the bloke off U2.......... similar looking but the bonobo's don't wear daft sunglasses.


p.s omg @ bloke shagging a swan, you sure he was boinking it, wasnt like giving CPR due to a choking fit or some other innocent but dubious looking reason?

 

[leviathane]

until they sprout legs, and develop the ability to breathe on land, they wont rule the planet. lets be rational..

well tbh, why the need to grow arms n legs? globe is covered mostly by water already and with global warming water levels will increase. So they can pwn the whole world by taking over the oceans.

 

[Amildin]

I saw a bloke shaggin a swan on the way home from Milton Keynes yesturday :/

lol which lake?

 

[haarewin]

well tbh, why the need to grow arms n legs? globe is covered mostly by water already and with global warming water levels will increase. So they can pwn the whole world by taking over the oceans.

i didnt say the needed arms, they cant rule the world if they cant dominate the land as well. and i went back and wanted to edit but timer was up - i meant to say survive on land :/