Dog Toy, or...?

[Damini]

Dog toy, or marital aid?

NSFW - http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/index.php

 

[tris-]

11/14 on normal and dificult mode. i maybe trusted to look after your dog

 

[~Yuckfou~]

You successfully identified 14 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog.

Proceed to Difficult Round?

then...

You successfully identified 9 out of 14 items.
You may play with my dog with supervision.

 

[Vae]

11/14 on both too but more by luck than judgement tbh.

 

[Frizz]

This is an interesting one.

edit: I was labelled SRCF - White House Staffer, which is probably right.

As for the dog toy, i got something like 6.

 

[pcg79]

You successfully identified 13 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog.

then

You successfully identified 9 out of 14 items.
You may play with my dog with supervision.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

This is an interesting one.

I am scared of me now.....


"You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode. "

 

[Mazling]

12 and 11 and SEDF.

 

[Bullitt]

This is an interesting one.

edit: I was labelled SRCF - White House Staffer, which is probably right.

As for the dog toy, i got something like 6.

Fuck me, it's pretty much spot on.

You are a WEDL--Wacky Emotional Destructive Leader. This makes you an anarchist. You don't give a damn. When push comes to shove, you just forget about it--it's just not worth the heartache. What this means for others is that dealing with you can be aggravating, because they find they can't get you motivated about things they care about. What this means for you is that you are happier, calmer, and saner then they are on their best days.

You are near-immune to criticism, and those who know you well acknowledge and respect that. You may come across as lazy, but the truth is that you find little to get worked up about. Regardless, you have slews of friends, because they are fascinated by your world view, jealous of your lifestyle, and drawn to the fact that you are hilarious to be around.

You are a pillar in a sea of hot-bloodedness. You have a sweet tooth.

 

[Will]

You are a WECL--Wacky Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a people's advocate. You are passionate about your causes, with a good heart and good endeavors. Your personal fire is contagious, and others wish they could be as dedicated to their beliefs as you are.

Your dedication may cause you to miss the boat on life's more slight and trivial activities. You will feel no loss when skipping some inane mixer, but it can be frustrating to others to whom such things are important. While you find it difficult to see other points of view, it may be useful to act as if you do, and play along once in a while.

In any event, you have buckets of charisma and a natural skill for making people open up. Your greatest asset is an ability to make progress while keeping the peace.


I like a quiz which says nice things about me. So I like this one.

 

[Gil]

You are an SRCF--Sober Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you a White House staffer. You are a tremendous asset to any employer, cool under pressure, productive, and a great communicator. You feel the need to right wrongs, take up slack, mediate disputes and keep the peace. This comes from a secret fear that business can't go on without you--or worse, that it can.

If you have a weakness, it is your inability to say "no." While your peers respect you, they find it difficult to resist taking advantage of your positive attitude and eagerness to take on work. You depend on a good manager to keep you from sinking under the weight and burning out.

Scary
as for the dog toy, tried the difficult got 10/14 just by alternating the answers

 

[Yoni]

for the dog / mariatal aid 11/14 on both

and

Wackiness: 120/100
Rationality: 100/100
Constructiveness: 180/100
Leadership: 144/100

You are a WRCL--Wacky Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you a golden god. People gravitate to you, and you make them feel good. You are smart, charismatic, and interesting. You may be too sensitive to others reactions, especially criticism. Your self-opinion and mood depends greatly on those around you.

You think fast and have a smart mouth, is a hoot to your friends and razorwire to your enemies. You hold a grudge like a brass ring. You crackle.

Although you have a leader's personality, you often choose not to lead, as leaders stray too far from their audience. You probably weren't very popular in high school--the joke's on them!

You may be a rock star.

 

[Doh_boy]

7 and then 13.

You are a WRDF--Wacky Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a hacker. Your thirst for knowledge can be damaging to your possessions--you like to take things apart, even if you then forget to put them back together. You demand respect and, no matter how much you are respected, seldom feel it is adequate. You are tenacious, and will stick to a task long after weaker minds have given it up.

Socially, you are awkward, and get into arguments and make people uncomfortable. One recommends counting to ten, holding back comments unless warranted, and listening more than speaking. Still, your no-holds-barred approach to socialization can be strangely endearing, as long as you are funny and self-deprecating.

You feel misunderstood, and you probably are.
leet h4><0r!

 

[Athan]

I seem to have confused the personality type test thing, click for the last page and:

Microsoft VBScript compilation error '800a03ea'

Syntax error

/quiz/inc/family.inc, line 153

if q92 <> "" then q1 += q92
----------------------^

Ah, it worked on a reload:

Wackiness: 16/100
Rationality: 14/100
Constructiveness: 20/100
Leadership: 16/100

You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

Which, if I ever kick the anxiety thing, is accurate.

-Ath (10/14 on the dog/sex toy easy round, couldn't be arsed with the other)

 

[babs]

question is why damini was searching for 'dog' 'toy' and 'marital aids' when stumbling on this link.

 

[Damini]

question is why damini was searching for 'dog' 'toy' and 'marital aids' when stumbling on this link.

Oh, so it's all very well for a dog to be man's best friend, but you try to give something back and suddenly it's taboo??

 

[ECA]

Oh, so it's all very well for a dog to be man's best friend, but you try to give something back and suddenly it's taboo??

Giving something back is all very well, giving something up the back is an entirely different matter.

 

[babs]

like...
"old mother hubbard,
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor doggy a bone.
When she bent over,
rover took over,
and gave her a bone of his own"

 

[Gengi]

Wackiness: 32/100
Rationality: 56/100
Constructiveness: 26/100
Leadership: 62/100


You are an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.

People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.

You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.

Please don't kick my ass.

Unfortunately for the wife I couldn't tell the difference between a chew-chew and a butt plug, deviant buggers didn't always show you the whole picture :touch:


Later

 

[Chameleon]

This is an interesting one.

I always enjoy doing these kind of things

.... but while they so often seem accurate, like horoscopes -there's certain things you want to hear, certain things you 'think' (true or not) about yourself- that one way or another you usually find a way to ignore the 'minor' inaccuracies, while concentrating on the bits that 'ring true' in some way.
Still, tis always a good laf and makes you think if nothing else!

Oh and I'd be ok with your dog ...... just

 

[Mazling]

cham \o/

 

[Dweller]

You are a WRDF--Wacky Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a hacker. Your thirst for knowledge can be damaging to your possessions--you like to take things apart, even if you then forget to put them back together. You demand respect and, no matter how much you are respected, seldom feel it is adequate. You are tenacious, and will stick to a task long after weaker minds have given it up.

Socially, you are awkward, and get into arguments and make people uncomfortable. One recommends counting to ten, holding back comments unless warranted, and listening more than speaking. Still, your no-holds-barred approach to socialization can be strangely endearing, as long as you are funny and self-deprecating.

You feel misunderstood, and you probably are.

Didn't bother with the Dog Toy vs. Marital Aid quiz, not entirely sure what our web monitoring software would make of that, and I don't need funny looks from the admins who sit round the corner

 

[Insane]

You are a WRDL--Wacky Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you an enemy of the state. You are charismatic and winning and a very dangerous enemy. You favor justice over compassion, and would almost rather see your opponent fail than you succeed.

You impact the lives of those around you more than any other personality. People remember your name and respect you. You are a tremendous amount of fun to be around and astonishing to watch. You are generally abstinent in your habits, and you like things tidy and ordered.

When picking teams, it is smartest for others to pick yours.

 

[Addlcove]

You are a WEDF--Wacky Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you a menace to society, depending on how you channel your energies. You chew your fingers and have an addictive personality. Properly guided, you can be enormously productive--otherwise you run amok, stir up trouble, and generally have a hell of a good time.

To your friends, you are a source of relentless entertainment. You often get into trouble, but you almost always find a way out. You are strangely popular and feed off others' energy. You live hard, seize the day, and although your more sober friends would like to see you settled down, you generally have fewer regrets and better memories than they do. Your tenet is that, at the end of the day, one regrets only what one didn't try. You are right.

You could benefit from outside help in balancing your highs and lows. Or perhaps cutting back on the caffeine.

-

true aswell

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Only got 4 of the dog toy/marital aid things right.

Good or bad thing?