Does anybody ever wonder why?

[Jonaldo]

I think I do but I'm not sure

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

I wonder how - I wonder why
yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky
and all that I could see - was just another lemon tree

 

[old.Krypt0r]

!!!

Sicko, o siiiiiickkko,

Get yo ass to this post please.

 

[Damon_D]

I long ago stop'd wondering , it makes my nose bleed...

 

[Sharma]

yes i was lying in my bed one night gazing up at the stars and the night sky and i wondered....WHERES MY ROOF?!?!?

 

[old.Jadow]

I used to wonder why. But now i know.

 

[svartalf]

I wondered lonely as a cloud..

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by old.Jadow
I used to wonder why. But now i know.

What do you now know?
The secret of life?
</yell>Everyone, Jadow knows the secert of life!

<watches Jadow run for the hills followed by the assembled mob, dropping a gord on the way>.....

 

[old.windforce]

/em using holy handgranate on this post
1.. 2 .. 3 .. 5 ....

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Bah even i know the secret of life Its simple - we live for procreation and are just another step in evolution, any ideas of what the final stage of evolution will be though ?

What i wonder is not how but when

 

[Damon_D]

Bahhh you silly git you made me wonder , and now im bleeding on my keyboard.... Where did I put my beer ?? ARRRGGHHH more blood.. need healer...or a cheerleader pompom to stuff my nose with

 

[VidX]

Originally posted by the_smurflord


What do you now know?
The secret of life?
</yell>Everyone, Jadow knows the secert of life!

<watches Jadow run for the hills followed by the assembled mob, dropping a gord on the way>.....

Evul Usp: "Get him Mini-me Underhill!"

Evul Usp: "You see Jadow, once I set my pet on you, no-one can escape. You WILL give me the secret which I know you know but no-one else knows that I know where you have go... to."

Evul Usp: "Get me the President!

Devlin (screaming): "GET HIM THE PRESIDENT!"

President (Offscreen, presumably on a TV or something and sounding a bit like Blejsarus): "Evul Usp, what are you up to now?"

Evul Usp: "Mr. President, I have recently found out about the location of something you have been looking for for a long time. I am going to hold this Secert of Life ransom for..."

<camera zooms in to focus on Evul Usp>

Evul Usp: "1 MILLION GOLD!"

<camera switches to No. 2, who looks suspiciously like Revminster>

No. 2: "Evul Usp, sir. The economy of the world has changed since you came back from downloading 1.49. No-one uses gold anymore. All international trading is done using currency called Demon Seals, the most valuable deing of the Diamond variety."

<camera back to Evul Usp, who stares off-camera, first at No. 2, then to Fat Loco, then to Teador, doing a double take of Teador while looking puzzled>

Evul Usp: "Didn't you...?"

Teador: "Yes"

Evul Usp: "Aren't you...?"

Teador: "No."

No. 2: "He's on our side now Evul Usp."

Evul Usp: "You're now...?"

Teador: "Yes."

Evul Usp: "Very well then, Mr. President. I will hold this Secert of Life ransom for..."

<camera closeup on Evul Usp again>

Evul Usp: "1 MILLION DIAMOND DEMON SEALS!"

<Not-so-Evul Furball clears his throat, and the camera switches to him>

Not-so-Evul Furball: "You idiot. No-one has 1 million Diamond Demon Seals, that much doesn't even exist!"

<camera back to Evul Usp>

Evul Usp: "Ok then, ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DIAM..."

<Not-so-Evul Furball clears his throat again and the camera zooms out to show the two of them, Not-so-Evul Furball leaning back, feet up on a table, with Evul Usp sitting high up on a raised black leather armchair>

<Not-so-Evul Furball makes a lowering motion with his hand>

Evul Usp: "10 thousand...? 1 thousand...?"

<Not-so-Evul Furball seems to not be paying any attention anymore, back to playing cards using the /deal command>

Evul Usp: "I will hold the Secert of Life ransom, Mr. President, for 1 THOUSAND DEMON DIAMOND SEALS!"

President: "Very well Evul Usp, I will get your Seals for you. You are truly Evul and should be nerfed!"

<presumably the connection to the President has ended>

Evul Usp: "With the Seals I will get I will be able to build the biggest Mana Amplifier the world has ever seen! I will call it a Mana Bomb!"

<Not-so-Evul Furball starts to snicker>

Evul Usp: "What is it? What now?"

Not-so-Evul Furball: "Nothing, go right ahead, make a fool of yourself... Mana Bomb? LOL n00b!"

Evul Usp: "With this Mana Bomb, I will rule the world! Mwuahahahahaha, mwuahahahahaha."

<camera switches every few seconds to various shots of everyone (except Not-so-Evul Furball) laughing but so obviously not meaning it>

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Edit:Ok, so I watched Austin Powers last night, and am extremely bored in work

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

 

[Luuna]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[VidX]

oh no!

Now I have the Cannon Fodder tune OUT of my head, and replaced by this...

Damn The Carpenters, damn them!

(Actually, The Carpenters rock, sorta )

 

[Fafnir]

Hmmm, wonder what came first the chicken or the egg? The alb or the hib? Well i know the mid was first of them all.

 

[VidX]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
Why do stars fall down from the sky everytime you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
On the day that you were born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true.
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
That is why all the girls in town follow you all around.
Just like me, they long to be close to you.
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

RAAHHHH!!!!!!

 

[VidX]

Why do they put signs on things that make you do the opposite of wha the sign says?

DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON - Positioned under the big red self -destruct style button.

NO ENTRY, RESTRICTED PERSONEL ONLY - Don't you just wanna know why it's restricted... go on, just a peek...

MY SANDWICH, DO NOT EAT - lol like that'll stop me now

 

[Jonaldo]

I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody elses sky, by why can't it be mine?

 

[Jonaldo]

Exit signs.... they're on the way out!