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Karl [DAOC]
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lol m8
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herjulf
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Yeah i am afraid he has.
It all started when a dear midgarder who names should not be mentioned here, started serving Lurikeens on a stick prior a large relic raid some months ago.
He got to like these, salty and crispy snacks so much.
That he has gained quite alot around the waist, and got some oversized lovehandles.
So he asked bonge to work out a killer workoutpass for him.
What you missed out on that pic is that when he finished up there, bonge mounted a steed and the steed got picked up by Dannezor and they ran that way all the way up to svasud.
i am happy to report that bonges evil program of torture like excercise, have made Dannezor quite "BUFFED".
And swings his hammer with great strenght.
However he´s eyes get glassy when he sees those lurikeens.
They are shure tasty.
Yesterday after swinging a large cup of MJÖD with him in Jordheim with the Drunken Dwarf and me.
At the hight of the drunkendness, he started crying. and said that the Avalonian juice Bonge whipped together for him isnt as tasty as those wee luri´s.
And he started descibing the different types of luri´s the franchise now has to offer on the marketplaces.
Choclate dipped lurikeen with apple and vanilla stuffing.
Smoked lurikeen, salted with carrot and onion stuffing.
and his favourite:
Deep fried Garlicy lurikeen, with Creme fraiche/grass onions and dill dip.
And he wept some, then mumbled a mantra quietly and got back to drinking with a nervous smile.
i didnt quite catch the mantra but it went something like this "For honour and pride, for diva and for country. Luris are for dogs not for heroes.""
and after all who can blame him, we all know how popular these luri´s are.
However for the moment bonge has his eating urges under control.
And i urge u all not to worry he is again quite fit, and are back with a vengeance.
Herjulf Hornbrytare
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Lvl50 Norseman
It all started when a dear midgarder who names should not be mentioned here, started serving Lurikeens on a stick prior a large relic raid some months ago.
He got to like these, salty and crispy snacks so much.
That he has gained quite alot around the waist, and got some oversized lovehandles.
So he asked bonge to work out a killer workoutpass for him.
What you missed out on that pic is that when he finished up there, bonge mounted a steed and the steed got picked up by Dannezor and they ran that way all the way up to svasud.
i am happy to report that bonges evil program of torture like excercise, have made Dannezor quite "BUFFED".
And swings his hammer with great strenght.
However he´s eyes get glassy when he sees those lurikeens.
They are shure tasty.
Yesterday after swinging a large cup of MJÖD with him in Jordheim with the Drunken Dwarf and me.
At the hight of the drunkendness, he started crying. and said that the Avalonian juice Bonge whipped together for him isnt as tasty as those wee luri´s.
And he started descibing the different types of luri´s the franchise now has to offer on the marketplaces.
Choclate dipped lurikeen with apple and vanilla stuffing.
Smoked lurikeen, salted with carrot and onion stuffing.
and his favourite:
Deep fried Garlicy lurikeen, with Creme fraiche/grass onions and dill dip.
And he wept some, then mumbled a mantra quietly and got back to drinking with a nervous smile.
i didnt quite catch the mantra but it went something like this "For honour and pride, for diva and for country. Luris are for dogs not for heroes.""
and after all who can blame him, we all know how popular these luri´s are.
However for the moment bonge has his eating urges under control.
And i urge u all not to worry he is again quite fit, and are back with a vengeance.
Herjulf Hornbrytare
DIVA
Lvl50 Norseman
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old.Mobstomper
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lmao nice post hur 
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obbla
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Maybe one should try out one of those then, myself i find the Kobolds quite tasty but since it would be quite discouraging for the realm if we ate all our kobolds one doesn't get those on the menue as often as before.
So the defense of Midgard goes before my desire for dinner
(but they are real nice to barbecue)
So the defense of Midgard goes before my desire for dinner
(but they are real nice to barbecue)