dilemma

[old.kitchenpickers]

what do you do when a cheeky gimp at work forgets to do one of his only daily jobs??

 

[Summo]

Clean the cisterns youself?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Call them an "AIDS infested homococklord".

 

[LTF]

Depends:

A) On the job
B) If you have to do it for him
C) If he forgot or actually couldn't be bothered

 

[old.kitchenpickers]

A) job is pretty critical---data backup
b) no i don't do it for him
c) he forgets coz he's too busy surfin and chat messaging colleagues

 

[xane]

When you say "pretty critical", do you mean like someone may die if it doesn't get done, or someone will just lose money or their job ?

 

[LTF]

lol, that so reminds me of me, i have to do that when the usual guy isn't here, i quite often forget to put the tapes in

Thing is, its not just our company that doesn't get backed up its all the others we support

Usually cuz i'm too busy surfing aswell...

 

[[UKLans]Khan]

Sack the bitch

 

[Wilier]

Does the fact that this person has failed to complete this daily task have any direct effect on you.?

If not, dont worry about it.

If so, kick there arse.

 

[JohnyWishbone]

If it was someone I worked with I would offer to do it for them instead of telling tales about it I mean arent you sposed to be colleagues or something. Working in a team for the greater good of you beloved company ?

I bet your the type to dob him in to your pig like team leader.

 

[LTF]

Then tell on tehm!!1

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Johny Wishbone
If it was someone I worked with I would offer to do it for them instead of telling tales about it I mean arent you sposed to be collegues or something. Working in a team for the greater good of you beloved company ?

I bet your the type to dob in to your pig like team leader.

It was you, wasnt it Johnny.

Own up you not-doing-your-one-and-only-daily-task old goat.

 

[LTF]

Putting the tapes in is fine, its the daily checks that piss me off...

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Originally posted by Wilier


It was you, wasnt it Johnny.

Own up you not-doing-your-one-and-only-daily-task old goat.

LOL yes it was me Will m8, I am getting old though, we do forget these things.

Right after posting this thread kitchen bloody sink picker nicked of home. Would you Adam and Eve it, skiving sod.

 

[Wij]

*die*

thanks for not completing your critical heart surgery homococklord !

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij
*die*

thanks for not completing your critical heart surgery homococklord !

 

[old.kitchenpickers]

Nicked off early??? How do you know she wasn't "on a call?" Hmm Hmm Hmm?? Do you remember those Johny? Those irrating things that get in the way of a good game of quake!

 

[Wij]

Those are called wank breaks right ?

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Quake ??? wassat ? when not serving our valued customers I read the corporate manual. Therefore familiarising myself with policy, ethics and practises, thus offering an even better service to our clients.

I do not idle my day away drinking coffe or insulting my colleagues.

 

[Munkey-]

do phone sex lines need manuals?

thats a new un on me

*squirrels away phone directory*

 

[old.kitchenpickers]

Well maybe you should put the corporate manual down and repeat the following mantra from 9am -5.30pm
"Must not forget the tapes....must not forget the tapes"
or 9-5 and nick off early like we do down here!

 

[Insane]

even easier, to stop him forgetting collect the following
(1) Map of Building
(3) packs of Post-it Notes
(1) jumbo marker

take the post-it notes, stick 2 - 3 together so they are long, and write on them "MUST SWAP BACKUP TAPES" on them, do this until you run out of post-it notes.

take your collection of strung notes and apply them to certain objects (Office Door, his computer screen, coffee machine, toilet door front AND back, toilet seat, urinal, sink, mirror, car windscreen, door, boot, etc) then sit back and watch...

lets see how long it takes for him to forget it then

 

[LTF]

Whats the map fer?
So you don't get lost looking for his car?

 

[xane]

I remember being IT support to a department who managed to screw up data and needed a restore, only to find the asshole on backup duty that week had been putting the same tape in on a three-tape cycle, consequently they lost a lot of work.

Such Fun.

 

[LTF]

You mean you're supposed to use a different tape each day?

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Originally posted by camazotz
I remember being IT support to a department who managed to screw up data and needed a restore, only to find the asshole on backup duty that week had been putting the same tape in on a three-tape cycle, consequently they lost a lot of work.

Such Fun.

Blimey we prolly work for the same people, I have to deal with a team like that quite often.. So frustrating