Differences between white people and black people.

[The Fonz]

White people are called names like Lenny.

Black people have names like Carl.

First person who knows what I'm going on about wins a cookie.

 

[Archeon]

I'd say it has somthing to do with the simpsons, now gimmi my cookie

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

I have absolutely no idea.

 

[dysfunction]

Definitely the Simpsons...














/waves at Damini - just passing through

 

[old.Tohtori]

Differences between white people and black people.

Same names, same crap, different wrapping.

 

[klavrynd]

there's no difference you racist pig!!

 

[Damini]

No, don't go Dysfunction! I dun dressed maself up all purdy for guests!!

 

[The Fonz]

It's only rumour but she might have had a wash as well!

 

[Sloth]

Homer Simpson Strikes again!

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by The Fonz
It's only rumour but she might have had a wash as well!

She did??!

Wow!

And we are no where near September yet

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by klavrynd
there's no difference you racist pig!!

Yeah, and short people are actually as tall as tall people

 

[klavrynd]

bah, i act politically correct for once and this happens...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah but,...politically correct is so USA nowadays...you have to have some new approach to things.

 

[klavrynd]

i'll get banned if i do ~~

 

[Gimly]

About 6 inches?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ever heard a joke that starts: "A middle-aged white man walks into a bar..."

Middle-aged white men have never been opressed. Every other race has.

There's a "Womens day", "Gay pride parade", "Million Man March"


But what about the middle-aged white man? When do they get a day named after them? When will people listen to their problems?

Everyone on this planet has been opressed, except the middle-aged white man.

 

[Gekul]

Indeed, discrimination ffs

 

[dysfunction]

Opress the middle age white man!!!

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Damini
No, don't go Dysfunction! I dun dressed maself up all purdy for guests!!

Your always Purdy, can I have a cookie now?

 

[The Fonz]

Sucking up to someone Krypt?

This is a side of you I've never seen before!

 

[arladon]

Oh go read a Knightrider book Fonz. Anyway, it must be from the show 7th Heaven as it's clearly a well written line. I just hope they put that show back on here in my home-country. Anyway, the guy in Familiy Matters is called Carl, you know. The fat police dude. And then there's this guy called Cody in Step by Step, and he's all "dude, I got the blues and I live in a van outside my uncles house in his garden, dude!" So he's kinda surfer type randy. So therefor the politicians vote generally for new shows like CSI, and other sick and boring shows. The shows we need are like 7th heaven, step by step, family matters and so on. Alas this will never happend due to extreme numbers of the internal fish industrie. :bore:

 

[The Fonz]

hehe what the fuck are you going on about???!!!

 

[arladon]

It's the story of my liiiiiife! A never ending stooooreeeeyyyyy! Nanana nanana nana naa! never ending sto.... ok ok enough.

 

[The Fonz]

Top film.

I want a flying lion with a tail.

 

[Sigurd]

Jesus that film was scary... flying doglion, I mean wtf was the director smoking...

 

[arladon]

Well. Must have been your undies. And they thought Al quida(whatever) spread the Anthrax. Hah, who's the fool now? And that movie rocked Stop beeing such an unhappy camper...
I need those balls that go back and forth and back and forth and knock eachother. What are they called?

 

[Sigurd]

I think I was only about 5 when I saw it, but still

Anyway, I just wanted it to end

 

[arladon]

Why you little..! Now I want you to end. That movie saved lives! It's like... MacGyver... The movie!!

 

[Sigurd]

Well I think I fell asleep in it... all I remember is some big scary doglion flying with a little kid riding on it's neck or something... gave me nightmares for days afterwards

 

[arladon]

You where such a wuss. I bet you had P'n'J sandwiches every day when you where little.