did you know this?

[Carllux]

Jesus Christ is the SON of GOD & promises you eternal life if you simply believe HIM.

 

[Gwadien]

Are you sure you're not selling viagra?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, but f*ck that, Ville Valo was mediocre at best to begin with.

 

[Bodhi]

I have someone called Jesus on my G+, which meant I got an email saying "Jesus has added you to his Circles".

See, me and Jesus, we're like that. He is asking why SON and GOD are all in capitals?

 

[ECA]

Jesus is a cunt. He fucked my garden up last week and hasn't replied to my calls.

 

[Job]

Not enough jam on your hook.

 

[Overdriven]

We never actually see beneath the loin cloth. Jesus could be a flat-chested-low-bodyfat woman who takes hormone replacement pills?

 

[Ch3tan]

Hah

 

[Olgaline]

Jebus!!!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVugsBipaMA


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ktJ7YRIVM

 

[Job]

How long before feminists demand a daughter of god...it has to be the last stand of male superiority.

 

[TdC]

they already have the no-mans-were-here-chum conception. Mary prolly got preggo in a swimming pool just like all the other "my daughter's not like that" ladies kids.

 

[Scouse]

Seriously bad grammatical errors in that post...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i don't know how serious they are.

 

[Job]

Talking of death...just watched 'the fault in our stars,...do not watch if you have rope, pills or a gun in your house.

 

[Raven]

I accepted Jesus once but I woke up naked and sore.

 

[Gumbo]

I have someone called Jesus on my G+, which meant I got an email saying "Jesus has added you to his Circles".

See, me and Jesus, we're like that. He is asking why SON and GOD are all in capitals?

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EXo3dC4qWI

 

[Wij]

Why ban him? We could have talked him round.

 

[TdC]

I didn't ban him. Jesus would have been cross if I did

 

[Wij]

Lol. Cross.

 

[Angrist]

 

[aleinzzs]

/ponder very bad joke @TdC but i almost spit out my drink when i read it.


so /CLAP

 

[Gwadien]

WAT?

 

[CorNokZ]

I seriously thought OP was @caLLous and that he had lost his marbles

 

[fettoken]

I accepted Jesus once but I woke up naked and sore.

I'm fairly sure you accepted Hesus call..