Diary of a Detoxer

[Ala]

Day 1 - Breakfast

Woke up.

Had 150mls of warm water and a dash of lemon juice to supposedly get the digestive juices a flowin.

20 mins later poured a glass of Apple, Carrot & Beetroot juice. Took a couple of sips......poured it down the drain. Got out the Apple and Strawberry juice. Returned the fruit juice container to the fridge and glared at the vegetable juice bottle.
Made porridge using Soy milk and water and added dried fruits and nuts to the mixture. It tastes pretty good actually and I'm pleasantly surprised.

After breakfast, took the 1st tablet of the 15 Day Body Detoxification Program. The dreaded Bowel Cleanser Tablet.

Waits.

 

[k9awya]

and what the fuck is interesting about that?

 

[Sissyfoo]

Ha ha! Enjoy! 　How long before the dreaded squits? The evil green apple splatters? ~glad he is on the other side of the planet~

 

[yaruar]

The dreaded Bowel Cleanser Tablet.

You need tablets for that?

The curry i just ate worked fine on me

 

[HerculesPluto]

Day 1 - Breakfast

Woke up.

Had 150mls of warm water and a dash of lemon juice to supposedly get the digestive juices a flowin.

20 mins later poured a glass of Apple, Carrot & Beetroot juice. Took a couple of sips......poured it down the drain. Got out the Apple and Strawberry juice. Returned the fruit juice container to the fridge and glared at the vegetable juice bottle.
Made porridge using Soy milk and water and added dried fruits and nuts to the mixture. It tastes pretty good actually and I'm pleasantly surprised.

After breakfast, took the 1st tablet of the 15 Day Body Detoxification Program. The dreaded Bowel Cleanser Tablet.

Waits.

"Bowel Cleanser Tablet. " what sorcery is this? and can we use it without eating or more importantly wasting all that time making the shit food above?

 

[Brynn]

"Bowel Cleanser Tablet. " what sorcery is this? and can we use it without eating or more importantly wasting all that time making the shit food above?

its a tablet of compressed bran

 

[Ala]

Day 1 - mid morning

Ate 1 apple.

Took 1 liver cleanser tablet and 1 stomach cleanser tablet. Drinking a green tea.

30 minutes till lunch time.

Waits.

 

[Ala]

Day 1 - Lunchtime

Eating a sandwich made of yeast free wholemeal bread (toasted) containing; garlic, avocado, lettuce, tomato, sprouts & goats cheese.

I've had a splitting headache for around 4 hours now.

Wave of nausea after the first sandwich.

Thinking of quitting this ridiculousness right now.

Waits.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Sprouts? 　

Ya know, I did tell you this detox program was a complete pile of cack.

...or did I just think that?

Ah well, you won't notice the headaches when the torrent of non-stop shitting and farting begins!

 

[Boni]

Day 1 - Lunchtime

Eating a sandwich made of yeast free wholemeal bread (toasted) containing; garlic, avocado, lettuce, tomato, sprouts & goats cheese.

I've had a splitting headache for around 4 hours now.

Wave of nausea after the first sandwich.

Thinking of quitting this ridiculousness right now.

Waits.

Honestly, you make a garlic, adocado, sprout, cheese and salad sandwich and complain of nausea. I feel sick just thinking about it.

Drop the sprouts garlic and avocado , sometimes less sandwich fillings is more

 

[Ala]

Day 1 - Still lunchtime

Oh god why!!! Kill me now!!! uke:

This is total crap.

I'm over it entirely.

Must crawl to bed.

Must....live.

 

[yaruar]

Day 1 - Still lunchtime

Oh god why!!! Kill me now!!! uke:

This is total crap.

I'm over it entirely.

Must crawl to bed.

Must....live.

just go get a kebab and a beer, you'll feel better!

 

[Lumikki]

15 Day Body Detoxification Program.

But why?

 

[evzy]

There seems to be lots of talk of bowel movement in OT at the moment ...
coincidence.... hmmmm...or some great bowel moving conspiracy.....

 

[Lumikki]

Literally shitty threads

 

[ST^]

Agreed.

 

[Archeon]

I'll never understand why some people do this sort of thing... well unless its for medical reasons (i.e. - they can't exactly shove a camara up your ass when your... lets say, carrying a full load) - but all the same.

 

[HerculesPluto]

hoho

 

[Raven]

so are you shitting dundee cake or beef gravy now?

 

[Ala]

Day 2 - Morning

Couldn't update diary after lunch yesterday because I was too busy being VIOLENTLY ill!!! uke:

During lunch I had begun to feel waves of nausea and about 1/2 way through the sandwich I had to stop and throw the rest out.

At approx 3:45pm I began vomiting.

I stopped vomiting at 6pm.

My guess, I had a severe reaction to the high dosage of herbs within the 3 tablets I took.

This concludes the Diary of a Detoxer

 

[Tallen]

You need tablets for that?

The curry i just ate worked fine on me

Aussies are tight-assed, they need added assistance

 

[Ala]

Aussies are tight-assed, they need added assistance

Are we? Is that a compliment?