Diamonds are Forever.

Nate

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I want to see proof that it is the customers deceased in that gem.
 

Fafnir

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I want to see proof that it is the customers deceased in that gem.
Well there might be more than one in them... :p I know they can make diamonds out of
carbon other stuff. And saw on discovery i think it was, about a company that cremate your dead loved ones, then compress the ashes to a diamond.. :)
 

Lamp

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What a load of cobblers anyway

Whats wrong with fond memories, photographs, and a visit to the grave once a year ?

You wanna walk round with him her nailed to the underside of your sovereign ring ? Nice
 

Platin

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What would your gf say when she finds out you walk around with your dead grandmother on your finger. :eek7:
 

tierk

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What a load of cobblers anyway

Whats wrong with fond memories, photographs, and a visit to the grave once a year ?

You wanna walk round with him her nailed to the underside of your sovereign ring ? Nice


I honestly thought it was a joke on a web site i read news from and once i looked a bit closer it turns out to be true AND it isnt just restricted to crazy Americans seems that we in the UK are at it as well.



Stick it in me?

lol :worthy:
 

Rubric

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I honestly thought it was a joke on a web site i read news from and once i looked a bit closer it turns out to be true AND it isnt just restricted to crazy Americans seems that we in the UK are at it as well.





lol :worthy:

Blimey, you actually do "surf" the web don't you!!!
 

tierk

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Blimey, you actually do "surf" the web don't you!!!

Spend a lot of time "surfing" as part of my work over here looking for new real estate developments as well as trying to find companies to bring over here to do business. The rest of time i am on site or i should say stuck in traffic on the way to the sites :D
 

Laddey

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Fuck that, easily lost and expensive. You shouldn't have to put a price on something like that.

Why not spread his/her ashes over one of your most special moments in your time together, why not get burried next to each other. So many things you can do other than get your wife/hubby crushed into a diamond!

Nice find though!
 

Lamp

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or why not go the whole hog and get them stuffed and mounted on a little wooden platform, and stick em in the corner of your front room
 

Bugz

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I'd have my loved one turned to stone and then given a motion sensor so that when anyone talks, she replies with 'Shut up fool!' in true Mr. T style.

I'd also bore a hole through the stone for other duties.
 

leviathane

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I'd have my loved one turned to stone and then given a motion sensor so that when anyone talks, she replies with 'Shut up fool!' in true Mr. T style.

I'd also bore a hole through the stone for other duties.

says something about you tbh, the stone will only be like a cm in diameter xD
 

Ezteq

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oh fgs rofl thats hideously sad talk about going over the deep end. mind you some people really do mope on and on and cherish the dead more than their living people, its like they have family who (for some unknown reason) may still have loved them but they treat a jar full of sodding ashes with more love and respect, people are stupid.
 

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