Desperately Seeking Deebs!!!!

[Dubbs]

Has anyone seen or heard from him recently?????

I've tried him on all email addresses, phone numbers, etc., that I have and can't get hold of him.

It's quite urgent so if anyone knows his whereabouts or can get hold of him than can they get him to give me a bell... he's got my number...

Cheers folks,

Dubbs.

 

[Tom]

Deebs has been stolen. He was last seen heading to Holland in the back of a white transit van.

 

[Damini]

Strange you should say that Tom, because actually, I own Deebs. I bought him the other night. I can show you the paperwork if you like, but at the moment a housewife in Leeds is trying to buy him. Should that fall through, I might be willing to sell him to you. For a price...

OR you could try IRC? Someone there might be able to help.

 

[Gray]

Yea but wasnt all that paperwork fake?

 

[Clown]

No. It really was signed by a 12 year old.

 

[Tom]

Strange you should say that Tom, because actually, I own Deebs. I bought him the other night. I can show you the paperwork if you like, but at the moment a housewife in Leeds is trying to buy him. Should that fall through, I might be willing to sell him to you. For a price...

OR you could try IRC? Someone there might be able to help.

You must have bought a counterfeit Deebs, because I have it on good authority that he is now being offered for sale to his parents for a rather high price.....

 

[Dubbs]

So... apart from some rather dubious boy-buying antics involving Deebs, a transit and a 12 year old boy with a contract and a housewife...... None of you have ACTUALLY seen or heard from him then....

 

[Jupitus]

I think I smelt one of his farts the other evening which would place him firmly in the northern hemisphere (unless he's on Guiness)

He's been really busy doing up his new place and also moving offices, Dubbs... he has been spotted a couple of times in IRC and hopefully he is nearly completed with his house move and back online more soon. If it's really urgent drop me a PM and I'll try his mobile

 

[old.Osy]

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