Depardieu go oui oui

[Job]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14572094
Man this always happens to me, I get pissed in the terminal to survive the boredom of the flight and then i get on the plane it starts taking off and my bladder goes into convulsions, I would just piss myself.
On a flight to Toronto on a Tristar I just got up as we were taking off and said to the stewardess who was sitting on a seat attached to the door
'Either you let me in or I piss my pants'
She unbuckled herself and let me in, so she moved to another seat and as we hit a few bumps the door swings open and the whole freakin back of the plane is watching me take a slash..pissed, didn't give fuk.

 

[Moriath]

mad french man lol

 

[Lamp]

If you've not seen them, I recommend

Jean de Florette (1986) - IMDb

and its sequel

Manon des Sources (1986) - IMDb

Depardieu is awesome.

 

[Moriath]

he might be a good actor but he stilla mad french man hehe

 

[Job]

He is legend, but voted 3rd most annoying man in France for being a major tit.
Which is part of legend I suppose.

 

[Scouse]

Man is desparate for piss, jobsworth says "no", man takes piss in a bottle.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. I'd have pissed on the jobsworth.

 

[caLLous]

Bloody French.

 

[Punishment]

Some companies really stick to the book abit too much like where is the human element ?

 

[Job]

What did they want him to do?
A man in his sixties can barely hold on to a piss at the best of times.
If it was the pilot who needed a piss, it would be different then.