Decisions, decisions.???

[Wilier]

Right, put yourself in my shoes, I like to race pushbikes, Im quite good. I like to play computer games, Im not very good. I like to get drunk, Im very good at this.

Ive got a race in a couple of weeks, its a big 'un, Im in with a good chance of a good result. It'll be a weekend away job (its a fair distance from my field)

Same weekend, Ive been invited to a LAN, which I really like, but dont get to do very often.

Same weekend, Ive been invited on a friend of a friends stag-do in Blackpool. Full weekend job again.

Mrs Wilier says, you choose what you want to do, so a weekend pass is mine, but WTF do I do.

 

[Summo]

If I were you I'd make a descision based on what you want to do and not what we want you to do. Ya fool!

Personally I don't like cycling and LANs are fun for a couple of hours and then feel 'wrong'. Stag do! Get out, ffs and go to your mates stag do!

 

[Trem]

I would go to the lan, then again I don't drink and I'm sad, I think 99% of the people on here are gonna say the stag do, and surely there will be a strip bar involved seeing as its at Blackpool, go for the ping pong popping from the vagina night matey

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
If I were you I'd make a descision based on what you want to do and not what we want you to do. Ya fool!

Im just canvassing opinion thats all.

 

[Wij]

Stay in bed.

 

[Trem]

Stay in bed and try to shave your balls

 

[Wij]

My scrote maybe. Not my balls. :uhoh:

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Wilier
Im just canvassing opinion thats all.

And I'm just exercising my right to be a cranky git following a weekend of insufficient sleep. DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Stag do, DRINK ! ARSE ! GIRLS !

 

[old.FusY]

Get drunk at the lan?

 

[Will]

Well, I'd go for either the cycling or the stag do. Depends how good a mate it is really.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Well, I'd go for either the cycling or the stag do. Depends how good a mate it is really.

Thats just it, he's not actually a mate of mine, but a mate of a mate. Cycling looks favorite atm. Cos I may win money.

Summo, stop it NOW cranky-not-enough-sleep-too-much-time-in-the-mx5-learning-lines-drinking-by-the-river git.

And Johnny, beer, yes, girls, yes, but arse............erm

 

[JohnyWishbone]

you mean you dont like girls arses Will ?? I'm begining to wonder about you..

 

[Wilier]

Ahhh, now I gedditt.

 

[Recoil101]

race....

 

[old.Explosive23]

Go to LAN.

 

[Daffeh]

do all 3


get yaself a gameboy

have a few drinks

then go racing whilst playing on the Gameboy

 

[Testin da Cable]

(D) None of the above.


Take Mrs Wilier off to some mountain retreat mate. Don't forget fireplace, a bearskin rug and a bottle of champers.


-then-


While Mrs Wilier is in a "God I can't believe you gave a weekend w/the lads/lans/races up for me, I'm sooo pleased!!" mood, finagle weekend passes for the rest of the year.

 

[Wilier]

Daf.......stupid, stupid boy.




TdC, Itll never work, there's no mountains in Lincolnshire, and she would see through my plan. Plus the girls would put a stop on that.

 

[Wij]

Slap her about !

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wilier
Daf.......stupid, stupid boy.




TdC, Itll never work, there's no mountains in Lincolnshire, and she would see through my plan. Plus the girls would put a stop on that.

hey, I never said it would be easy

 

[Munkey-]

become a monk

 

[Wij]

eat less cheese

 

[Munkey-]

*creates diversion*

*ties wij up in a bag and sends him home to uranus*

cheese is good. eat more cheese!™

 

[~Lazarus~]

Why dont you do the race a day early and submit your time to the race body asking them to accept it as a valid time (absentee racer kind of thing)

Then go to the stag but take your PC with you so you can dialin to the LAN whilst still being at the stag party (You do have a laptop dont ya ?)

 

[old.Jas]

Stag do. For sure

 

[Wilier]

Decision Made

Posted entry for the race last night. 22 fecking quid.

But the potential earnings are a massive, erm, £50.

So after paying travel costs, hotel bills, food and entry, that'll give me a total of minus about £130, and thats if i win.

 

[Munkey-]

ah well willier

its about the spirit of competition.............i think................*sneaks off to the stag party*

 

[Testin da Cable]

not if you win mate.....after you win aiiiiiiii

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
not if you win mate.....after you win aiiiiiiii

PositiveMentalAttitude.

Thanks coach TdC, I forgot about that bit. Ive got a good chance, there are some good lads going to be there, it depends how much rest I get in the week previous.

/me goes to bed