Deceptive Sex

[Tisme]

DECEPTIVE SEX:

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.

One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock.
They got dressed quickly.
Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.
Bewildered, she did as he asked thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been.

The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."

The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

 

[Anny]

rofl where do you get them ?

 

[Tisme]

I have friends

 

[Bahumat]

I think Tisme is posting her RL diaries!

Tell everyone about the time we went to ... and found that other girl who wanted to ... so we all took our ... off and started ... but then the ... came and said ... so looking flustered we said ... and then ... decided to make a quick exit.

i'll leave you to fill in the blanks for everyone lol

 

[Naffets]

I think Tisme is obsessed with sex

 

[Anny]

im all ears lol



edit to say : nothing wrong with being addicted to sex

 

[Naffets]

edit to say : nothing wrong with being addicted to sex

Ofc there isn't, thus the

 

[Tisme]

I think Tisme is posting her RL diaries!

Tell everyone about the time we went to ... and found that other girl who wanted to ... so we all took our ... off and started ... but then the ... came and said ... so looking flustered we said ... and then ... decided to make a quick exit.

i'll leave you to fill in the blanks for everyone lol

oi u ... that was spose to be a secret

 

[Naffets]

Tell everyone about the time we went to france and found that other girl who wanted to dance so we all took our shoes off and started dancing but then the frog came and said sausage so looking flustered we said au revoir and then we decided to make a quick exit.

Nothing wrong with that though xD

 

[mordsythe]

I think Tisme is posting her RL diaries!

Tell everyone about the time we went to 1:... and found that other girl who wanted to 2:... so we all took our 3:... off and started 3:.. but then the 4:... came and said 5:... so looking flustered we said 6:... and then 7:... decided to make a quick exit.

i'll leave you to fill in the blanks for everyone lol

1: the park
2: join us
3: shoes
4: to paddle in the lake
5: park keeper
6: this is a no paddling lake
7: sorry
8: not long after

who has a dirty mind

 

[Tisme]

Originally Posted by Bahumat

Tell everyone about the time we went to france and found that other girl who wanted to dance so we all took our shoes off and started dancing but then the frog came and said sausage so looking flustered we said au revoir and then we decided to make a quick exit.

Nothing wrong with that though xD

Yeah thats it...thats wot happened
oh u is clever to figure it all out

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah thats it...thats wot happened
oh u is clever to figure it all out

That sausage was one scary fella!

 

[Tisme]

Yeah and he had his eye on u

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah and he had his eye on u

uke:

 

[Naffets]

Yeah thats it...thats wot happened
oh u is clever to figure it all out

Yeah it took some working out but I knew all along you were innocent

 

[Thadius]

DECEPTIVE SEX:

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.

One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock.
They got dressed quickly.
Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.
Bewildered, she did as he asked thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been.

The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."

The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

These get better every time :>

 

[Kasall]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his willy into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. A few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my willy into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" …………"Oh...she got fired too."

 

[Ezteq]

LOL aw love 'em well done chaps



and of course by chaps i mean chapess for tismeeeeeeee