Dear Mr Big G

[old.user4556]

"We are delighted to take this opportunity to offer you a 24hr test drive of a Porsche Cayman S"

I'll take it! Thanks very much Mr Porsche.

Pickup it up Friday 12pm, hand it back Saturday 12pm. I can't wait, dunno where the fuck they got my details from.

 

[TdC]

lucky blighter enjoy it

 

[nath]

Cayman. Pff.

 

[Tom]

Don't forget to nip into M&S for a bottle of wine.

 

[mank!]

porsche hymen more like. am i rite?

 

[Trem]

For fucks sake don't go on the pull, because if I see a bloody girl thread from you by Sunday there will be trouble

 

[Ch3tan]

You can just see the thread title. "She broke my heart and stole my rental"

 

[Mobius]

You can just see the thread title. "She broke my heart and stole my rental"

rofl

 

[old.user4556]

ROFL, or she keyed it, or tore the leather.

Ah the freddy banter.

Edit: and i have some amazing women stories, i've just not posted about them - one of which involves a 17 year old schoolgirl, a bottle of lambrini and her period stains on my bedsheets - she told me she was 20 alright?!

 

[Jimmy]

You can just see the thread title. "She broke my heart and stole my rental"

lol so my siggy