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Roo Stercogburn
Guest
Monday
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Found a bottle of tequila lying around. Ok, it was in an off-license and I had to buy it to get it, thats not the point.
Logged in and joined a random group for RvR. Everyone stood around looking at me like they were expecting something so I stuck on someone and said AFK until they decided to go off and kill stuff. Then told everyone I was back. I love insta debuffs. Nobody can tell if you're AFK or casting because there's no animation associated with it.
Got very very drunk. Missed lots of PM's.
Tuesday
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Drinking a lot of orange juice. Memory had a few gaps here and there but nothing above my usual warning threshhold until I got a load of PM's asking when the relic raid is and got this horrible feeling I'd said something I shouldn't the night before. Sent out a few quiet feelers to some peeps I know and got told everyone is buzzing about the clever plan. Got to find out what that plan is and who has it without giving the game away.
Got a lot of PM's about missed PM's.
Got asked something difficult class specific. Said I don't play that class then scrolled back and realised they were talking about SMs. Fortunately it was taken as a joke and got told what a great guy I was. PM'd someone who knows what they're doing and fed the information back to the requester. Got told I was a great guy again.
Wednesday
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Cracked it. Arranged a meeting and asked peeps what they thought of 'The Plan'. Was gradually able to piece together the various bits and worked out what we're doing. Sort of. Just need to find people I can offload all the real work onto. Oooh someone said they like siege stuff.
Missed some PM's.
Thursday
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Damn those Mjollneir doors were tough. Took ages to get through. Fortunately no Albs showed up. Relics are bugged though, we couldn't pick them up. Have sent a bug report to Right Now. Albs are laughing at us on forums but I thought we did well to get that far.
Two guilds in alliance have fallen out and each has threatened to leave unless the other is booted. Started a CG and let them shout at each other for half an hour. Had no idea what to say to them so said nothing and went AFK. They worked it out themselves. Got told what a great guy I was.
Searching the internet for some kind of parser that will let me track missed PM's.
Friday
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Got beer. Joined an RvR-guild group. Didn't like this, had to actually do stuff. Managed to convince them that the only reason I wasn't hitting the right target was because I thought the healer was about to be attacked. Late evening the healer did actually get attacked. Didn't like to say it was because I'd broken the mez on the guy that ended up attacking him but nobody seemed to have noticed. Fortunately because the enemy was hitting the healer I could nuke him to death. Got told what a great guy I was.
Was having trouble getting more beer. Usually buff stops are long enough for me to dive to the fridge but this bloody group just keeps going and only takes about 10 secs to buff. Ended up faking not having Long Wind 1 so they'd have to come back and get me periodically which gave me time to get beer.
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Found a bottle of tequila lying around. Ok, it was in an off-license and I had to buy it to get it, thats not the point.
Logged in and joined a random group for RvR. Everyone stood around looking at me like they were expecting something so I stuck on someone and said AFK until they decided to go off and kill stuff. Then told everyone I was back. I love insta debuffs. Nobody can tell if you're AFK or casting because there's no animation associated with it.
Got very very drunk. Missed lots of PM's.
Tuesday
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Drinking a lot of orange juice. Memory had a few gaps here and there but nothing above my usual warning threshhold until I got a load of PM's asking when the relic raid is and got this horrible feeling I'd said something I shouldn't the night before. Sent out a few quiet feelers to some peeps I know and got told everyone is buzzing about the clever plan. Got to find out what that plan is and who has it without giving the game away.
Got a lot of PM's about missed PM's.
Got asked something difficult class specific. Said I don't play that class then scrolled back and realised they were talking about SMs. Fortunately it was taken as a joke and got told what a great guy I was. PM'd someone who knows what they're doing and fed the information back to the requester. Got told I was a great guy again.
Wednesday
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Cracked it. Arranged a meeting and asked peeps what they thought of 'The Plan'. Was gradually able to piece together the various bits and worked out what we're doing. Sort of. Just need to find people I can offload all the real work onto. Oooh someone said they like siege stuff.
Missed some PM's.
Thursday
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Damn those Mjollneir doors were tough. Took ages to get through. Fortunately no Albs showed up. Relics are bugged though, we couldn't pick them up. Have sent a bug report to Right Now. Albs are laughing at us on forums but I thought we did well to get that far.
Two guilds in alliance have fallen out and each has threatened to leave unless the other is booted. Started a CG and let them shout at each other for half an hour. Had no idea what to say to them so said nothing and went AFK. They worked it out themselves. Got told what a great guy I was.
Searching the internet for some kind of parser that will let me track missed PM's.
Friday
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Got beer. Joined an RvR-guild group. Didn't like this, had to actually do stuff. Managed to convince them that the only reason I wasn't hitting the right target was because I thought the healer was about to be attacked. Late evening the healer did actually get attacked. Didn't like to say it was because I'd broken the mez on the guy that ended up attacking him but nobody seemed to have noticed. Fortunately because the enemy was hitting the healer I could nuke him to death. Got told what a great guy I was.
Was having trouble getting more beer. Usually buff stops are long enough for me to dive to the fridge but this bloody group just keeps going and only takes about 10 secs to buff. Ended up faking not having Long Wind 1 so they'd have to come back and get me periodically which gave me time to get beer.
