Dear Brannor...

[Meatballs]

Report all the people who beat me using FirstAid whilst in combat for me, its a known bug and these bastids are abusing it!!!

 

[old.windforce]

its not a bug, its a feature (famous Microsoft policy)

 

[Brannor McThife]

Hey, I'm not YOUR dear. And FFS stop with the 'Brannor' posts. You got a problem, report it to GOA, I'm not whining to them about stuff anymore...

-G

 

[old.windforce]

ooeeeeee, touchy

 

[Meatballs]

<gets out his soothing massage oils for brannypoops>

 

[Flimgoblin]

Brannor needs his 1.56b medicine

 

[Brannor McThife]

Originally posted by Meatballs
<gets out his soothing massage oils for brannypoops>

The LAST thing I need is some leather clad gimp chasing after me with massage oil.

-G

 

[old.Tyraette]

<replaces the word gimp with the word c..<whimpers under evil gaze from Brann>

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Brannor McThife

The LAST thing I need is some leather clad gimp chasing after me with massage oil.

-G

lol

 

[Leah]

Ahem, I'll massage you if you want

 

[Brannor McThife]

Originally posted by Leah
Ahem, I'll massage you if you want

<ahem>How about we<cough> massage each other. <blushes>



<runs away to hide deep in the Corus Pit.>

-G

 

[old.Tyraette]

<sighs as his youthful charm and innocence disappears down the drain>

brann, you really need help...my dirk is bigger than you are

 

[Brannor McThife]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
brann, you really need help...my dirk is bigger than you are

Well, at least I walk around with my staff sheathed and not flashing about...

-G

 

[old.Tyraette]

I can't help it...mines a glowy

Youre right though, I fear im contributing to the interealm bickering. naturally, since EVERY female in the realm is after my impressive dirk, its leading to a bit of extra tension and jealousy as all the men tries to compete with me for the ladies attentions.

<sighs>

You can take Shex away from Shaeffer, but you cant take Shaeffer away from Shex


Leah hon..if I ever see you out there, prepare for the biggest bout of <flexing mightily> and gyratic dancing ever.

 

[Brannor McThife]

Ahh, but the ladies of Albion must indeed be shallow to chase after such a simple thing as a dirk. Or perhaps, it is your view of them that is wrong, that ladies of the fair courts of Camelot would be so simple minded.

Shame apon you Shaeffer.

Thankfully, I know lady Leah is above such simple things, and is drawn rather to charm, and the nobleness of heart, some things you would best learn from Hendrik and Aethelstan, young rogue.

I await you on the battlefield oneday...where I shall teach you some manners concerning the fairness of maidens.

-G

 

[old.Patrick-S]

Originally posted by Brannor McThife

<ahem>How about we<cough> massage each other. <blushes>



<runs away to hide deep in the Corus Pit.>

-G

ooh so manners is what its called atm?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

You people need to get laid.
Seriously.

 

[liste]

oh hush sicko. they're trying!

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Quite desperately even.

 

[Leah]

I think you all need some :whip:

 

[Brannor McThife]

Originally posted by Leah
I think you all need some :whip:

<whimpers.>

-G

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I rate this thread with 5 stars for public cyber and would like to point out the link Saturnine posted on the general forum.

 

[Generic Poster]

Originally posted by Brannor McThife
I await you on the battlefield oneday...where I shall teach you some manners concerning the fairness of maidens.

<screams> Keep away from him Shaeffer, this union will do you no good.

 

[old.Tyraette]

dont worry generic, theres no chance of myself and brannor 'unionating'


As a sign of his reverance for my eternal <flexing mightily> manliness, he refused my invitation for me, him and Leah to have a picnic

Leah hon...if you read this, keep an eye out for a kiss on the wind

just so you at least know why some twat of an infil destealths for inevitable death just to dance and wave and flex.

 

[Leah]

I will indeed look out for that kiss.

And yes please, do unstealth so I can mez you easier

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

They won't stop.

Pervs...
*cackles*

 

[Brannor McThife]

Meatballs, please lock this thread. Ta.

-G

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Yes, lock it... Bwannor gets gwumpy.

Don't want him to throw a temper tantrum.

 

[Myste]

Shaeff, Shaeff, I know you were cross because of the Jupitus thing, but....a lady not of Albion? Eek! There are public health laws against that you know...or if there aren't, there should be!

And Brannor, please don't worry about Shaeffer chasing you with oil or anything else. He's a class C Infiltrator, yet to impress the examiners with the ability to run in a straight line. You have nothing to fear.

<grins at Shaeffer>

 

[old.Tyraette]

pfft hehe

<sighs>

the depressing thing is that its true

A summary of my latest scouting trip was:

Aeth: Shaeff, check out Renaris
<shaeff runs off>
Shaeff: All clear. lots of alb patrols here though. bit weird

aeth: /who Shaeffer : Shaeffer, 44inf 'Guild Muppet' at Castle Excal