The Camelot Times
HIGHLANDER BANNED FOR STRIPPING IN EMAIN
Last night a tall Highlander named Iain MacDonald was sent to the Camelot jail for 3 months after stripping in Emain. The retired Armsman, now 32 protests, 'Why, if I was 10 years younger they would have taken a photograph!'.
Judge Tim Can-Floyd would like to remind the public that this man is not pretty, and caused major distress to several young Highlander and British lassies. A mischeivous kobold has also been reported to have shown his bits, just to have a contest with the Highlander. The outcome is not clear, as the only witnesses were two 12 year old Avalonian girls who had a fit of the giggles.
-By Martha Focker
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