DANGER - Tea Cosy

[Steiny]

This is from epolitix.com...

Danger - tea cosy!

The latest accident statistics reveal that tea cosies injured 37 people so seriously in 1999 that they required hospital treatment.

The problem is a growing one with tea cosy injuries nearly doubling on the previous year. Most of the injuries were scaldings caused by attempts to pick up the pot by the cosy rather than the handle.

The Home and Leisure Accident Surveillance System also finds that trousers cause five times as many injuries as chain saws.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

10,337 people a year are injured by sponges or loofers.

Normally through slipping up, although several people have to have them extracted from facial orifices, and others have sustained cuts through washing themselves with a loofer/sponge they used to clean up broken glass with.

Fucking idiots!!

Several thousand people a year are also injured from tripping over their trousers, or by falling down the stairs when putting them on.

And hundreds recieve strangulation wounds from socks....

Omg how dumb.

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[Testin da Cable]

how can one be strangled by a sock?
or am I just being naive and silly again

 

[Wij]

Read it in The Sun today