Damn

[whipped]

Back from the pub, pissed again. The girlfriend has thrown up twice and I am contemplating watching a film. Not the best evening really. But I have a 4 pack of stella and a sleeping bag to keep me company

That is all. Sorry.

 

[kameleon]

Thats no way to describe your girlfriend Whipped

 

[Summo]

Had a rough night tonight. Was supposed to be involved in this 'thing' I had planned with some mates, except it went wrong. I was waiting in position at the book depository but the call never came. I wandered down the stairs and some girl starts shouting 'the presidents been shot'. I get scared and head out the building, eventually making my way to the theatre. Whaddya know thirty cops come bustin' in and I get accused of shooting some policeman even though I never fired my .38. Next day they say I assassinated the president and to top it off I get gunned down.

Sucks.

 

[Tom]

Even worse, you look like Gary Oldman.

 

[Summo]

I'm just a patsy.

 

[S-Gray]

rofl omg that face...

 

[Summo]

 

[Testin da Cable]

living up to your title summo


anyway, I had a great evening heh. so there

 

[Xtro]

I've got a right bastard hangover

Woke up at 6am and found a load of lasses kipping in the front room though so I'll be making various cups of tea and slices of toast for them this morning in the vain chance that one of them will be so grateful she will come into my bedroom AND OH FFS YOU CAN TELL THE MISSUS IS AWAY COME BACK LOVE MY BALLS ARE GONNA BURST FFS.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Xtro
I've got a right bastard hangover

ditto :///

 

[Dimebag]

Originally posted by Xtro
OH FFS YOU CAN TELL THE MISSUS IS AWAY COME BACK LOVE MY BALLS ARE GONNA BURST FFS.

Sorry for the one liner, stating the obvious here... but... have a wank?

 

[Xtro]

why have a dog and bark yourself?

 

[Testin da Cable]

your missus is a dog?







/hides

 

[Xtro]

well I did set myself up there ;P

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me sets xtro up


but I was gentle wasn't I?

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Xtro
well I did set myself up there ;P

You set yourself up with a dog?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I did that once...but I was drunk :/

 

[Xtro]

I never thought this thread would end up like this...she's just called, some fucker has attacked her in spain and shes coming back tomorrow so im off to the airport first thing to pick her up. I can't fucking believe it I feel so fucking helpless.

 

[Testin da Cable]

christ

 

[caLLous]

Man, that's 2 out of 2 thread I've read so far tonight that have been sad.

Hope she's ok Xtro.

And Xtro, clean out your pm inbox once in a while dear boy.

 

[gremlin]

Summo photoshop threadjack!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Xtro
I never thought this thread would end up like this...she's just called, some fucker has attacked her in spain and shes coming back tomorrow so im off to the airport first thing to pick her up. I can't fucking believe it I feel so fucking helpless.

ooh, I missed this.

Hope she's Ok. Wish her well from us.

 

[Xtro]

Cheers Wij, TDC and Callous

(PM box is now empty btw cal )

She's ok but was in shock yesterday when I collected her. Not the nicest feeling knowing your gf is in trouble but miles and miles away and there's fuck all you can do about it .

Police will be dealing with Spanish twat anyway.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Alcohol is shit.

Why bother?

 

[kanonfodda]

That Sucks dood, hope the GF is Ok, and they put the bast away

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by caLLous
And Xtro, clean out your pm inbox once in a while dear boy.

Hypocrite!

 

[Xtro]

Thanks kannonfodda

She's ok, soon I'll be nagged about things left right and centre but I am not complaining

 

[Summo]

Good stuff. The Nagging Gland is always the first to become functional after a trauma.

Glad to hear things are working out, mister.

 

[Xtro]

Thanks m8ey

Its amazing how the Nagging Gland can become a source of comfort lol.