Damn, no underwear

[fettoken]

So i need to take a walk but only have jeans, and no underwear. This is going to be really uncomfortable

 

[TdC]

or.......not! some people like going commando

 

[crispy]

Cba to wash clothes and your 10-day-turned-inside-out-browniepants are no good?

Gl not getting stuck in the zipper btw >_<

 

[fettoken]

Cba to wash clothes and your 10-day-turned-inside-out-browniepants are no good?

Something like that. But it went suprisingly well, apart from the pants wanting to slide down all the time

 

[Lethul]

Something like that. But it went suprisingly well, apart from the pants wanting to slide down all the time

You never gone commando before?

 

[fettoken]

You never gone commando before?

Been a few years since.

 

[Overdriven]

I hate when that happens. I have belts, I just refuse to use them.. Then it happens, and it's like "why didn't I use a belt.."

 

[Lamp]

This thread is a euphemism for "I like walking round the park flashing my genitals to old women"

 

[TdC]

who doesn't?

 

[Lamp]

Fair enough

 

[Ezteq]

commando is all very well unless you are one of those boys (THOSE BOYS!! *raised eyebrow*) who walk about with their jeans half way down the backs of their knees (actually ok thats an exaggeration but they bloody do walk about with their whole arse out of their jeans, its like top of thigh jeans begin then arse is exposed) and usually cover their shame with flannel underpants which frankly, though they may be toasty just arnt that great to look at.

and (yes i do have a point and if you continue reading it shall be made) if you insist on going about commando (see there it is) while wearing those jeans (yes THOSE JEANS!!) you will not only feel uncomfortable but look like a complete idiot (and not the cool kind that counts cards or plays the piano either).

only go commando if there is little or no chance your whole sodding arse is not going to be exposed because its usually not good, i mean even hot actors get stunt arses tbh.

 

[TdC]

i mean even hot actors get stunt arses tbh.

Deebs, please bring back the quotes database I'm dying here, cant you see?

 

[fettoken]

Ezteq, i dare you to walk around with a strap-on, commando style. No, i double dare you! Only then can you get a slight clue to how it feels. And it got to be jeans.

 

[Lethul]

Ezteq, i dare you to walk around with a strap-on, commando style. No, i double dare you! Only then can you get a slight clue to how it feels. And it got to be jeans.

You walk around with a constant erection?

 

[fettoken]

You walk around with a constant erection?

I wish mate. but surely there are limp ones to buy xD She probably has one already.

 

[Lethul]

I wish mate. but surely there are limp ones to buy xD She probably has one already.

Why would there be limp strap-ons ?

 

[fettoken]

Why would there be limp strap-ons ?

Well, it would hurt the person being swaffled by a erect one.

 

[crispy]

Why would there be limp strap-ons ?

Because there is the internet.

 

[Ezteq]

You walk around with a constant erection?

no, he walks about wearing a strap on


Teedles whats this quotes database you speak of??


p.s. £20 000 matey, dare all you want but money talks my friend

 

[fettoken]

no, he walks about wearing a strap on


Teedles whats this quotes database you speak of??


p.s. £20 000 matey, dare all you want but money talks my friend

You are such a bore. Just wanted you to see the male pov, but if you want money then your loss

 

[Huntingtons]

i was always under the impression that doing shit commando required you to lose the cloth around your genitals?

 

[Lamp]

Almost certainly NSFW (unless you work in a sex shop)

Spoiler

Strap that on your head blane !

 

[TdC]

Teedles whats this quotes database you speak of??

wat? you don't know?

 

[CorNokZ]

wat? you don't know?

Never heard of it either... Do explain pls!

 

[TdC]

omg you poor people! how you have missed out

there once existed on these forums a small section where you could input memorable quotes from people living, dead, members, whathaveyou. it used to be called the book of trem and tdc, but quotes from other people, like Byron, Lincon and Laddey soon found their way in as well. *I* found it a huge laugh.

 

[Lethul]

omg you poor people! how you have missed out

there once existed on these forums a small section where you could input memorable quotes from people living, dead, members, whathaveyou. it used to be called the book of trem and tdc, but quotes from other people, like Byron, Lincon and Laddey soon found their way in as well. *I* found it a huge laugh.

I know what it is! HIGH FIVE!

 

[Uara]

Me too, i have read through them all!! They made me chuckle!

 

[TdC]

yay! that makes two disciples! you may start by massaging my feet!