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old.Noita
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I had a sneak peek and I know I have some carebear pyjamas 
Anyone else had a sneeky peek?
Anyone else had a sneeky peek?
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old.Gombur Glodson
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Give those back!!!
Its damn cold without them.
Its damn cold without them.
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Tenko
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Think I got Splinter Cell on XBOX
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Testin da Cable
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I'm going to get an organizer agenda type thing. I hope.
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old.Halfpint
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Hmm, I had a peek and I think I may be getting a bag of ashes..*wishes he'd been a better boy this year*
Which leads nicely to a tale of two brothers......
*cue snowshaker effect & harp sounds*
T'was the night before Christmas, and spirits where running high for two twin brothers, Bill and Bob, who where talking about what wonders Santa would leave for them in the morning.
Bill, who by nature was a pessimistic lad and was the type to think of the bottle being half empty, was enthusing about the brand new bicycle that he had hoped for all year. Meanwhile Bob, who was a happy-go-lucky optimistic boy, didn't realy mind what he got, it was, after all, the thought that counts not the gift.
Christmas morning came and the two boys excitedly ran down stairs to see what they had got.
Bill looking around the room was lead to a brand new bike with his name on it..
"aww, is this it?" he whined
"this bike is green, I realy wanted a red one, and look at the bell, I wanted a bike with a horn, and to top it all off the seat has a smudge on it..bah" huffed Bill.
Meanwhile, Bob was gazing excitedly at a very large mound of horse shit in the corner of the room, with his name on it..he quickly ran to the garden shed to get a shovel, he could hardly contain his excitement.
Bill was slightly puzzled by his brother's erratic behaviour and when Bob returned with the shovel he had to have words..
"Bob, what the hell are you so happy about...While I feel royaly gipped with this poor excuse for a bike that santa left me, I cant understand you excitement at a steaming pile poo..so tell me, just exactly what are you so happy about..you have no rite"
"don't you see??" replied Bob
"With a pile of crap this size, there just has to be a pony in there somewhere"
*fades back into focus with some wizened old fool extolling the virtues of Christmas etc etc.....*
Which leads nicely to a tale of two brothers......
*cue snowshaker effect & harp sounds*
T'was the night before Christmas, and spirits where running high for two twin brothers, Bill and Bob, who where talking about what wonders Santa would leave for them in the morning.
Bill, who by nature was a pessimistic lad and was the type to think of the bottle being half empty, was enthusing about the brand new bicycle that he had hoped for all year. Meanwhile Bob, who was a happy-go-lucky optimistic boy, didn't realy mind what he got, it was, after all, the thought that counts not the gift.
Christmas morning came and the two boys excitedly ran down stairs to see what they had got.
Bill looking around the room was lead to a brand new bike with his name on it..
"aww, is this it?" he whined
"this bike is green, I realy wanted a red one, and look at the bell, I wanted a bike with a horn, and to top it all off the seat has a smudge on it..bah" huffed Bill.
Meanwhile, Bob was gazing excitedly at a very large mound of horse shit in the corner of the room, with his name on it..he quickly ran to the garden shed to get a shovel, he could hardly contain his excitement.
Bill was slightly puzzled by his brother's erratic behaviour and when Bob returned with the shovel he had to have words..
"Bob, what the hell are you so happy about...While I feel royaly gipped with this poor excuse for a bike that santa left me, I cant understand you excitement at a steaming pile poo..so tell me, just exactly what are you so happy about..you have no rite"
"don't you see??" replied Bob
"With a pile of crap this size, there just has to be a pony in there somewhere"
*fades back into focus with some wizened old fool extolling the virtues of Christmas etc etc.....*
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Fafnir
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I was getting my own pwezzie today, got 1 hour off work to wait for the postman to ring twice. He ringed on my door and i opened and there he stood with my new computer. NOT, just a small package with the Norton Antivirus 2003, he was so sorry about forgetting the computer back at Dell. I nearly went postal on him. Have to wait until friday atleast to get my pwezzie
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tris-
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kylie minogue (SP?) calendar and a beer fridge.
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Keri
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I don't know what I'm getting for Christmas, but someone is getting the stereo from my car. I went down to my car to go out today, and some pro had broken into my car and removed the stereo, then opened the locked glove compartment with no visible damage and stolen the faceplate.
Oh well, it could have been worse, there is virtually no damage, and I still have a car. Others were hit harder. One guy who is moving out in a few days, carefully locked all the Christmas presents he had bought, in his trunk/boot, and they were gone. Another guy lost $3,000 worth of work equipment, someone else lost $6,000 worth of stereo equipment. (why people spend that kind of cash on a car stereo is still beyond me). My CD player was worth maybe $100 tops ... hardly worth the effort.
Oh well, it could have been worse, there is virtually no damage, and I still have a car. Others were hit harder. One guy who is moving out in a few days, carefully locked all the Christmas presents he had bought, in his trunk/boot, and they were gone. Another guy lost $3,000 worth of work equipment, someone else lost $6,000 worth of stereo equipment. (why people spend that kind of cash on a car stereo is still beyond me). My CD player was worth maybe $100 tops ... hardly worth the effort.
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Delket
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Ill be your christmas teddy noita
/hug
/hug
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BubbleCDR
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im gettin
NWN (neverwinternights)
a 3310 (mobile)
SOCKSSSSSSSSS (socks)
PIE!! (chrimbo aint complete without pie and socks)
NWN (neverwinternights)
a 3310 (mobile)
SOCKSSSSSSSSS (socks)
PIE!! (chrimbo aint complete without pie and socks)
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minstrel_kyra
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I don't have to look, I get the same stuff every year.
Clothes from my mom
soap/lotion/candles from the kids
lingerie from the hubby and maybe ram if he remembers
not saying i'm ungrateful, i am very thankful. just wish they could get a little creative, that's all. like maybe a pretty diamond necklace, that would be nice. <smiles big>
My kids however, were spoiled this year. Son is getting a bike, a race track for his matchbox cars, a rescue heroes aquatic rescue center (grandparents shelled out for that mama), action figures and books. Daughter is getting a Dora the Explorer doll, a Barbie, Barbie nightgown with matching nightgown for said barbie, a Barbie convertable for said Barbie, a little people farm, a kichenette (again thanks to grandparents), a dolly stroller... well you get the point.
Hubby is getting this book he's been going on about for the last few months, a few cd's, some clothes, and a month's pass to the local golf course. (now he has no excuses for not using his golf clubs he got for his birthday LOL)
Clothes from my mom
soap/lotion/candles from the kids
lingerie from the hubby and maybe ram if he remembers
not saying i'm ungrateful, i am very thankful. just wish they could get a little creative, that's all. like maybe a pretty diamond necklace, that would be nice. <smiles big>
My kids however, were spoiled this year. Son is getting a bike, a race track for his matchbox cars, a rescue heroes aquatic rescue center (grandparents shelled out for that mama), action figures and books. Daughter is getting a Dora the Explorer doll, a Barbie, Barbie nightgown with matching nightgown for said barbie, a Barbie convertable for said Barbie, a little people farm, a kichenette (again thanks to grandparents), a dolly stroller... well you get the point.
Hubby is getting this book he's been going on about for the last few months, a few cd's, some clothes, and a month's pass to the local golf course. (now he has no excuses for not using his golf clubs he got for his birthday LOL)
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old.Noita
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Your husband is buying you a ram for Cwissmass? Can you carry one all by yourself?
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[PS]Riddler
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Thinking the same thing Noita
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minstrel_kyra
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Ya'll play waaaay too much DAoC.
ok then... RAM. not A ram, but perhaps a stick or two of RAM.
there.
*very tired, going back to bed*
ok then... RAM. not A ram, but perhaps a stick or two of RAM.
there.
*very tired, going back to bed*
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old.Noita
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Sleep well Kyra... Merry Christmas and enjoy your ram
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BubbleCDR
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Originally posted by old.Noita
Sleep well Kyra... Merry Christmas and enjoy your ram
lol
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old.tRoG
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well, last year i got a pair of scooby-doo boxers that had 'I Wub You' all over them - From the missus, of course...
And I've bought myself BF1942.
- From the missus, of course...And I've bought myself BF1942.
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old.Noita
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Keri
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A 1942 Boyfriend?
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Teh Fonz!!1
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I need a new kidney.
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[PS]Riddler
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Merry Christmas Noita <hug>
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Tenko
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Originally posted by Teh Fonz!!1
I need a new kidney.
Aye
I'm actually worried I've damaged my pancreas last friday night, been feeling ill ever since. 11am till 2am is too long to be out drinking at my age
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Euthanasia.
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Delket
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Originally posted by old.Noita
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Well ya' know, bob has a thing for your .....whatever you call it. Seethru bob?
And us pet classes gotta stick together eh...on those cold nights
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