Curse your Jason Statham

[Bahumat]

and your bollocks Crank film spamming the bottom of all the threads.

DIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bahumat]

Ahh the bastard is on my thread too!

 

[Ezteq]

is he the dude thats always in guy "i can only make movies about one thing" richie movies?

 

[Mojo]

Who?

 

[Bahumat]

he's on the Forum advert at the bottom

 

[Huntingtons]

is he the dude thats always in guy "i can only make movies about one thing" richie movies?

which movies have you seen of his?

 

[Ezteq]

lock stock, snatch and revolver all starring that bloke pictured above and all gangster related. and the bloke that jason dude i saw in the trainspotter or some shit and lo and behold omg!! he was playin the same type of char he usually plays, woo for dirvesity!

 

[Mojo]

He look slike a bloke I used to work with, he was also a 1 trick pony.

 

[CorNokZ]

Isn't he the guy from trainspotter 2?

If so I think he is quite kewl

 

[Huntingtons]

lock stock, snatch and revolver all starring that bloke pictured above and all gangster related. and the bloke that jason dude i saw in the trainspotter or some shit and lo and behold omg!! he was playin the same type of char he usually plays, woo for dirvesity!

wohoo, 1 theme goes thru, movie not the same... Trainspotting has lesser than nothing to do with any gangster movie.
ritchie has done 3 movies, 2 which are alike, 1 that is abit different (revolver) and one completly different one. Revolver is a very interesting gangster movie if so.

 

[Chronictank]

Isn't he the guy from trainspotter 2?

If so I think he is quite kewl

yes he is

i think hes alright, cant see why your so against him tbh :s
If you want irritating look no further than Matt Damon

 

[Ezteq]

rofl guy in my class does the team america Mat Damon voice whenever he says his name lol.

 

[CorNokZ]

Tom Cruise..

Enough said!

 

[Bahumat]

FAO Huntington, Corknoz and Ezteq

 

[CorNokZ]

FAO Huntington, Corknoz and Ezteq

lol thx megameight!

Guess this is more of a trainspotter

 

[Bahumat]

Is that Benny Hill?

 

[Huntingtons]

FAO Huntington, Corknoz and Ezteq

eh? transporter? never heard of it :/

 

[Sparx]

yeah was about to say its transporter not trainsporter

Transporter was gash hammock really was

 

[Raven]

revolver was pretty good along with the lock stock films, not sure i remember him being in anything else good (except maybe mean machine but he didn't talk a lot in that )

 

[tris-]

we cant mention films like trainspotting and lock stock in a thread that also mentions the transporter.

its just unethical tbh

the first 2 are uber leet, the other one is barely a film.

 

[Gamah]

Snatch is as good as lock :\

 

[QuickStix]

ive actually enjoyed the statham films ive seen.. sure there are better films knocking about but i watched em and liked what i saw.. altho i conccurr crack wasnt upto his standards, the other films r good.

as for person who mentions above actor diversity, who givs a shit.. i dont ... if the films good and action packed i dont giv a crap if he players a trans gendered transvestie that has a fetish for feet (that goes for any actor if films good) or a long jumper that has one leg. if the films good i dont care what role he plays. Most actors are stereotyped and get roles the same.i mean could u imagine Eugene Levy in a serious role? he will always be portraid as a kinda geeky guy.. cos thats what he does best. same as the more macho actors do action roles.. did jean claude van damme ever make a movie he didnt do martial arts in ? yet i bet ya enjoyed all his movies

Matt damon has made some good films also... The Bourne films are brill also Rounders (great poker movie) Oceans 11+12 also top films IMO

All actors have made good and shit films it goes with the industry,

 

[kirennia]

yeah was about to say its transporter not trainsporter

Transporter was gash hammock really was

Not trainsporter, it's Trainspotting! Or transporter

 

[Ezteq]

tbh when i saw revolver (which i watched because it got a good rep on this sodding forum!) i thought it was tosh, it was (in my opinion) dull and static and it seemed to me that guy richie was trying desperately to make something "different" to what he usually makes and what he came up with was well, seen any of his wifes films?

say no more

 

[DocWolfe]

crank was fucking awesome

had the three marks of an excelent man movie
1. Sex
2. Swearing
3. Violence

 

[Heta]

Crank was about the worst bollox I seen, didn't think it was possible to make such a crap movie.

 

[Aile]

Crank was all tounge in cheek, and i thought it did it very very well, was just him running around being an adrenaline junkie, really made me laugh alot watching it

 

[Gamah]

I enjoyed crank as a mindless movie.

 

[Huntingtons]

I enjoyed crank as a mindless movie.

i enjoyed your mom as a mindless crank (dunno but crank means but now its sex!)