Curious about things people say...

[old.Tohtori]

"You're a motherfucking fag!" (heard in an "online" "discussion")

Ok, i got to thinking. How's this possible? If you were gay, you'd be even less inclined into "giving it" to your mother. Unless you had a "mom", you know, gay couple with one being a bit more feminine. But it's not your mother per say.

"If you don't want to have children, you should be castrated.."

Actual line someone used in a bar discussion. I didn't really want to get into the discussion... allthough kids..no thanks..but i was tempted to start one on the real reason to castrate someone who isn't even remotely interested in having kids. Sure, painful and all, but surely...weird suggestion.

""You're like a hot air balloon today...so much finesse."

Pickupline a guy used at our table...honest to gods i was wtf-faced for the next five minutes. Not because the line had no f-ing sense...but to my suprise, it worked...

I don't get people sometimes....

 

[Rediknight]

"So why don't you's two make's loik a tree... and GET THE FECK OUTTA HERE!!!"

dude, we live for stuff like this

You could stretch the first one a tad further though:

"You motherfucking fag bastard"

to me is an awesome example, and you deserve credit for it

*givfs badge* :worthy:

 

[soze]

"You're a motherfucking fag!" (heard in an "online" "discussion")

Ok, i got to thinking. How's this possible? If you were gay, you'd be even less inclined into "giving it" to your mother. Unless you had a "mom", you know, gay couple with one being a bit more feminine. But it's not your mother per say.

if fag = gay it could be a female gay couple at whitch point a motherufucking fag is possible

 

[Mojo]

Someone call me a ****.

I look nothing like a **** and if I did I would be stood infront of the mirror all day admiring myself.

 

[Mojo]

Holy censorship batman :<

 

[Chronictank]

"You're a motherfucking fag!"

or gay could be gay as in happy
so "motherfucking" happy
where you didnt hear the rest of the sentace beacuse the person was in the middle of being castrated!

 

[Bahumat]

Originally Posted by the Barman from "Boondock Saints"
"So why don't you's two make's loik a tree... and GET THE FECK OUTTA HERE!!!"

this is also said in "back to the future" but the real comment is....So why don't you make like a tree.....and leave....as in Leaf on the pronounciation

 

[Ezteq]

Someone call me a ****.

I look nothing like a **** and if I did I would be stood infront of the mirror all day admiring myself.

:worthy: :worthy: loooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!! outstanding!

 

[Equador]

""You're like a hot air balloon today...so much finesse."

Pickupline a guy used at our table...honest to gods i was wtf-faced for the next five minutes. Not because the line had no f-ing sense...but to my suprise, it worked...

Please tell me the person he used the line on was drunk
Personally I don't believe in pick-up lines, but if crazy stuff like that works...I might need to reconsider or guys like that get the girls

 

[Bubble]

pickup lines never work ^^
If the girl is like the it really doesn't matter what he says (to a point)

 

[Dakkath]

pickup lines never work ^^
If the girl is like the it really doesn't matter what he says (to a point)

They do work... I've seen guys come out with some total b******s and have girls swoon all over them...

It would be more accurate to say that pick-up lines don't work for me

 

[Lamp]

Pick up lines

(1) You've got the whitest teeth I've ever "come" across

(2) Your left leg's Easter. Your right leg's Christmas. Do you mind if I come between the holidays ?

 

[Gotrag]

Originally Posted by the Barman from "Boondock Saints"
"So why don't you's two make's loik a tree... and GET THE FECK OUTTA HERE!!!"

this is also said in "back to the future" but the real comment is....So why don't you make like a tree.....and leave....as in Leaf on the pronounciation

Thanks for clarifying that for us Bahumat we would of never know what he meant by that

 

[Rediknight]

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"







4 t3h \|\|in

 

[Job]

pickup lines never work ^^
If the girl is like the it really doesn't matter what he says (to a point)

Not strictly true (or containing enough words to make a coherent sentence,but I'll give you the benefit of drink)

I've blown many a romance by spouting off radical views like....
She asks
'What's your star sign?'
I reply
'I don't believe in that moronic claptrap'
She says
'A fortune teller once said....'
'I say
'They are all shisters, who quite obviously make it up, if you could tell the future you would rule the world not charge 30 quid a go in a scruffy flat,
Only gullible morons would believe such shite'
She says
'Bye'

 

[Gotrag]

Not strictly true (or containing enough words to make a coherent sentence,but I'll give you the benefit of drink)

I've blown many a romance by spouting off radical views like....
She asks
'What's your star sign?'
I reply
'I don't believe in that moronic claptrap'
She says
'A fortune teller once said....'
'I say
'They are all shisters, who quite obviously make it up, if you could tell the future you would rule the world not charge 30 quid a go in a scruffy flat,
Only gullible morons would believe such shite'
She says
'Bye'

Because of that people in my class are looking at me funney

had me in stiches

100% true

 

[Ezteq]

i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face if that line about whats your sign occured in the midst of a chat up session, have to say something like "hump backed bridge" or something.

Though [tip for guys, get pens and paper ready] lots of chicks dig that shit so it's worth reading up on it a bit i.e what signs are compatable what months rule what signs then you can impress the gal with the knowledge and leave a little note on her pillow b4 you leave in the morning "heres another sign for you, dead end ahead, thx for shag kkbye".

 

[Rookiescot]

If a girl ask's you what your sign is say "Pyrex".
If she cant work out the joke then you better off parting there and then.

 

[Ezteq]

If a girl ask's you what your sign is say "Pyrex".
If she cant work out the joke then you better off parting their and then.

rofl aye "my signs pyrex, i was a test tube baby"

Baa Daa Chaa! Ty

 

[Lakih]

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"

Best pickup line ever